When Gay Rears Its Ugly Head (original) (raw)
August 6th, 2004
| prstinelbertine | 07:41 pm - Elderly Shenanigans"I Do Not Bite," by freakygaboyYou don't know what I go through from day to day,Wonderingwhat it would be like if you were to stay.Even before my secret to you I told,It's me I have longed for you to hold.Watching the way you move, always makes me hot,My emotions and feelings have been tied into a knot.I've tried my hardest to make my dreams come true,It may be your first, but you would know what to do.Gently kissing my way from head to toe,There would never be another place you'd rather go.Give it a chance, and stay the night,Unless you were to ask, I DO NOT BITE!Gay.Current Mood:  amusedCurrent Music: Yaz - Move Out |
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July 30th, 2004
| prstinelbertine | 01:13 amI had a very gay moment today.I was in a beauty store, looking to upgrade my flat iron, when I got very excited because I saw a woman who looked exactly like Donna Summer.I'll leave out the part about how, earlier that day in Borders, I had a dance party of one when the Pointer Sisters' "Jump (For My Love)" came on the store radio.Current Mood:  embarrassedCurrent Music: Donna Summer - On the Radio |
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July 29th, 2004
| prstinelbertine | 12:28 amWhat the hell is it with gays and massage training? This shtick sounds pretty flimsy the third time around...northprov71: hipristinelibertine: Heypristinelibertine: What's up?northprov71: where r unorthprov71: nada hornypristinelibertine: Smithfield herenorthprov71: coolnorthprov71: n prov northprov71: whats uppristinelibertine: Not too muchpristinelibertine: Getting ready for bed soonnorthprov71: coolnorthprov71: kevin herenorthprov71: need a hand b4 bed?pristinelibertine: hahapristinelibertine: Thanks for the offer, but I'm not really into hooking up.northprov71: lolnorthprov71: im a massage therapistnorthprov71: not into hookingpristinelibertine: So theoretically there would be no hooking up if I consented to this offer?northprov71: u mean sexpristinelibertine: Yeahnorthprov71: if you want a good strong massagenorthprov71: ask 4 onepristinelibertine: hehnorthprov71: i do massagesnorthprov71: i dont wantto fuckpristinelibertine: Well in any event, I live with my parents for the summer, so any sort of rendezvous at this hour would be unfeasibile.northprov71: oh yea i agreepristinelibertine: : )northprov71: look 4 me if u would like onepristinelibertine: I'd feel like I was using you.pristinelibertine: But thanks for the offer.northprov71: using?northprov71: i am getting my hours innorthprov71: for cont edpristinelibertine: Ohhnorthprov71: up2 upristinelibertine: Well I dunnopristinelibertine: I'll let you know some other time if I have need of your services.Current Mood: amusedCurrent Music: Pointer Sisters - I'm So Excited |
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June 18th, 2004
| allan138 |
05:30 pmA fun gay work story:I work in call receiving, and right next to us is road dispatch. One of the road dispatchers is the most obviously lesbian person I've ever seen. Pierced tongue, lip, manly clothing, a mohawk, and always dons a rainbow necklace. I have no problem with this, until I see the hottest call receiver over near her, playing grab-ass and flirting it up. Why must they prey on the hot ones? THOSE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!Current Mood: gayCurrent Music: "Jump" - Pointer Sisters |
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June 15th, 2004
| prstinelbertine | 09:24 pmThis community is rapidly becoming a receptacle for me to dump all my funny experiences chatting with men online.Observe the message I got tonight, out of nowhere. So businesslike!traderfred: hello, i am a decent looking 40 y.o. bi and would like to try it with a younger man. would be happy to make it worthwhile in appreciation for your time. really just looking for oral and or j/o thank youpristinelibertine: Well, thanks for the offer, but I'm not really into hooking up..traderfred: thank you...you looked like a pretty sophisticated man. thankspristinelibertine: Hehpristinelibertine: Thankspristinelibertine: Sorry I couldn't be of servicetraderfred: take care |
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June 6th, 2004
June 5th, 2004
| prstinelbertine | **12:31 pm - "Massage Practice"**So I'm on gay.com trying to see if there are any halfway-normal people out there. Here's a new approach to trying to stick your dick in me:clenon: Good morning. I’m Craig and I Live in the Wollaston part of Quincy. I have a massage test coming up soon and I need some mass age practice. Would you be interested in a free relaxing massage today? Non-sexual. You take off or keep on only the clothes you feel comfortable with. (Ok, the shirt probably has to come off.)pristinelibertine: Sorry, I'm going to see a friend in Cape Cod today in a little while.clenon: Sounds like a great time. Enjoy yourself!pristinelibertine: hahapristinelibertine: Will dopristinelibertine: Good luck with the massage practiceclenon: Thank youamused |
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May 27th, 2004
May 25th, 2004
| allan138 |
**04:48 pm - Gay Offender**As an unattractive straight male, I am hereby offended by this creature of gayness. How dare you dress up like a man to get women? The fact that you utilize the cunning trickery of deception to steal women is enough to make my heterosexual blood boil. An innocent, unsuspecting (high on coke?) girl expects to go home with you and get fucked by a cock, but OH WAIT, they unbuckle your pants to reveal nothing but a vagina. If you're going to be a lesbian, at least don't dress like a man. Isn't that defeating the purpose? I declare  gensbitch to be one of the gayest. |
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