the_potty_saga (original) (raw)

... scattered throughout the world! And not just the world, other worlds too, like worlds upon worlds upon universes of alternate dimensions! The weebils were fast little buggers!

"OMG!" Ali cried.

"What are we going to do?!" Diana cried.

"Well, seeing as how this looks to be turning into a magical girls series, what do YOU think?" Alex replied, dusting off his labcoat with apparently little concern for the impending world-wide virus infestation.

"So, if we're the magical girls, does that make you our wacky, hilarious, but incredibly intelligent scientist friend?" Kate inquired.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING WACKY?!?" Alex screamed, a homocidal gleam in his eye.

The girls cowered momentarily, shocked at the sudden outburst. O.o

Alex immediately regained his composure and shrugged, "Yeah, sure, why not."

Kate pulled a giant scroll out of nowhere and plopped it down in the parking lot. Kneeling down next to it, she pointed at the print on the papyrus.

"Okay, so this is a world map, and it just so happens that all of the locations of the weebils are in blinking rainbow colors all over the world. So all we have to do is find them and destroy them. I guess it would help to know what all our powers are, but this is fine for now," she told the others.

"We're going to Japan," Sarah stated resolutely, as she rushed back into her room to grab her katana collection and distribute various swords amongst the girls.

"Yay flesh-eating-virus-infested Japan!" cheered Kerry sarcastically.

"Bishounen, anime, sushi, manga..." Diana was drooling as she stared off into space.

Meanwhile... a car was speeding down the Upper West Cedar lot toward Kate and the map.