13 June 2007 - The Rhexis (original) (raw)

4 gun crimes
1 double regicide
2 babies
1 count of grievous bodily harm
1 statutory rape
1 bank robbery
1 class-A narcotics deal report
1 theft of an emergency vehicle
6 counts of animal cruelty
1 extended assault on a bestselling author
1 singing evangelical hamster
2 unscheduled surgeries on public figures
1 assault of a policeman

1 example of responsible careers advice

RUST episode the first: RELIEF

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Written by W. Black, Esq. and the Almost Reverend J. R. S. Ivens, with T. Wilson, Esq. Persistently Interfered With by sugar_and_space Performed by W. Black, Esq., and the Alm. Rev. Ivens. Foley Sound by The Above, the rest from Freesound's darling user base. Occasional gunshot effects pillaged wholesale from the Worms Armageddon sound library. Music by J. Ivens, Charlie the Hamster, Red Shadow, Mclusky, Withiel, Edward Elgar, and Brian Eno. Graphic by Withiel.