If I had.... (original) (raw)
a penis, I think I would play with it all day. I'd squish it, and make it hide in it's shell, and then I'd see if I could keep it spinning, and I'd pee on things. Like, I would aim for buckets and stuff...or aim it at various things. I'd pee while sitting in the car...like I'd roll down the window and take my penis and try to get enough force to piss out the window while I'm sitting down. I've always wanted to try that.
Anyone else ever have these thoughts?
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