THE CLAP WANTS YOU! (original) (raw)

1. are you hot? t0tally

2. what can you play? i can beat-box

3. do you have any mode on transportation? CAR

4. do you like fast food? yes ma'am

5. more importantly, do you like cotton candy? shit son! who doesnt?!

6. are you, or have you ever been, in love with one of the girls in the flier? from the moment i first layed eyes on both of them... yes

7. are you okay with eating buttered noodles on a regular basis? uhm... sure

8. how old are you? WE DON'T WANT NO OLD FARTS IN OUR BAND. sixteen, yo!

9. what music do you like? danceXcore

10. do you know who rivers cuomo is? of course... he's only the sexiest geek ever

11. if you don't know who rivers cuomo is, please refrain from finishing the application.

12. are you creative? sure

13. are you a good lyricist? i am a poet and i didnt even know it ;)

14. do you think farts are funny? hahahaha yeah

15. how 'bout poop? hahaha

16. diarrhea? ok stop.. i'm gonna pee myself if this keeps going

17. is your house on a triangular piece of land? nope

18. y'know, that's bad chi.

19. can't practice there.

20. really, though, we need transportation. i am the woman for you

21. are you offended by racist jokes? haha... yes

22. especially racist jokes directed at you? haha bitch i'm white

23. ARR YEW UBER INDEEE SC3N3STER? lyk3 t0t@lly

24. if you are uber indie scenester, please refrain from finishing this application. jay kay

25. do you love the movie mean girls? uh.. i havent seen it (shoot me i know)

26. do you know why leah's hair is so big? because she has a big heart....?

27. what does your toothbrush look like? clear w/black rubber

28. do you ever wish you were an oscar meyer weiner? all the time

29. what is your favorite dance move? please explain it, in jane schaffer paragraph format. drop it like its hAWT..

30. oh, one more thing -- what's your name? Tara V (yes my initials are TV)