The Society Pages (original) (raw)

Tempe van Baarle and Phillip Phillips were once a happily dating couple but then another man came between them. They’ve begun to patch things up and date other people, but when they invited a bunch of friends over, Phil and Zoolander LaFayette-Dubois (Tempe’s half-brother) began to duke it out! One of the other guests not pictured captured this shot of Phil taking down Zoolander. To be fair, Zoolander won the previous round.

Tempe and Phil had their siblings looking on. Both of Phil’s siblings, Fantastic and Jimmy Phillips came to the house. What must’ve been really embarassing for Phil is that Kerry Hogswine, a girl he’s interested in, had to seen him lose a fight.

We don’t know what caused the fight but rumour has it that Zoolander has a crush on Kerry and they were seeing each other on the side and when Zoolander saw Phil dancing with Kerry he lost it. Zoolander’s steady is not going to like this!

The other theory is that Zoolander was defending his sister’s honour. We hope it’s the latter because we like Zoolander.

This week’s award for worst taste in men goes to Ossy Barnstable. People have been spreading rumours around town that she’s been flirting with Alan Hogswine and here we have confirmation! We should excpect to see some babies soon as Alan has that Benevolat virility.

Congrats to Sybill and Les Burlington on their marriage! And a second congrats to Sybill for giving birth to her second child, Leopold van Baarle. He’s a van Baarle by blood

but has the Burlington name as he was born after the marriage

. Misty van Baarle (Sybill’s first daughter) and Alyssa Burlington (Les’ only child) are the two kids cheering their parents on.

Ed.- Leopold now has the van Baarle surname.

Well, that was fast! No sooner did these two go on their first date did Sybill Benevolat-van Baarle propose to Leslie Burlington! Les has been single for about 7 years (minus a few dates in between) and Sybill is very recently widowed. Her husband, Armand van Baarle, drowned in the family pool. Sybill is also 9 months pregnant and is due any day now. She has one child from her previous marriage, as does Les.

And just a note of interest, Les’ ex-wife is actually Sybill’s half sister.

The two have been very public about their plans to get married. Sybill’s next baby is going to keep the van Baarle surname and they are both going to sell their properties and buy a large country estate with their combined funds.

Check out this smoke show! Sybill Benevolat is keeping it glam right up into the 3rd trimester. The recently widowed mother is due to pop any day now and she’ll look great in the maternity ward doing so.

Out of all the Benevolat children, she wins the most beautiful award. Somehow Sybill acquired the best of her parents features. She has her mother’s lips and eyes and her father’s eyebrows. The nose is somewhere in between. We can’t believe she isn’t a model!

Well, it looks like the end of Tamara Fauston and Humphrey Conrad. The recently married couple just filed for divorce. They cited “irreconcilable differences”.

Two professionals on their way up in the world are starting a family. Caesar and Pallas Benevolat are expecting their first child and we are confused. Caesar and Pallas both recieved promotions for their outstanding performance at work and had moved into a large one bedroom brownstone apartment. But why are these kids starting a family? We think we know.

One of our journalists was at The Tweed Tearoom when she overheard Pallas and her sisters discussing their relationships. Pallas
is the only one of three sisters to not have children, so there is pressure from that front. Plus she mentioned that she and Caesar had been trying since they first were engaged to have a child and the doctors declared her infertile but not a lost cause. So we figure that she decided to get pregnant before it got harder to in her 30s and 40s.

Hopefully these two get their careers moving again once the baby is born.

With Caesar Benevolat’s wife out to work, Caesar has taken up drinking beer… rootbeer that is!

TRUE LOVE!? Some nosy neighbour snapped this pic of Reginald Burlington and a girl kissing at his doorstep. Although the photo was of poor quality and the neighbour couldn’t tell in the low light, our experts have decided that this girl is most likely Summer Newsome, the youngest of the Newsome kids.

The only problem with this pairing is that Summer is living with long time BF Dante Bernard Tomson and the two share a house that DB’s dad bought for him. This might not end well for Dante Bernard. DB has a one bedroom shit shack and Reginald could potentially inherit one of three Burlington properties including the family mansion in Madoc, their mega mansion in Marmora that he currently lives in or a smaller property that his grandfather owns. Only time will tell…