Nimay (original) (raw)

Way of the Golden Thrai
thethrai
2007-11-16 04:32:00

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nimay!

Contrary to popular belief, Nimay is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
If you drop Nimay from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Nimay!
The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Nimay.
If you chew gum while peeling Nimay then it will stop you from crying.
In Chinese, the sound 'Nimay' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Nimay orbiting the Earth.
It is impossible to fold Nimay more than seven times.
Nimayicide is the killing of Nimay.
Nimay can not regurgitate.

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