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WHO: Anakin and Kyle (GONNA TAG TEAL'C AND SHEGO, CAUSE THIS IS FOR BUDDIES AMIRITE?)
WHAT: I'm going to get what I want
WHERE: The mall~~ (WELL, ULTIMATELY)

Anakin had been wearing the same clothes for a few days now. The powers-that-be on the base had noted his non-suited condition and assigned him jeans and a t-shirt, and while the attire was not befitting of a former Jedi, ex-Sith, current grandpa, Anakin couldn't just be naked.

Suffice to say, the longer he spent running laps in the gym and marveling at having functioning sweat glands again, the worse he smelled.

WHAT: FINALLY! A PLOT! WHO: EVERYONE!! WHERE: THE WHOLE FUCKING BASE WHEN: RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! Red lights dropped down from the ceiling and…

Ankin wat did you do toour nwest fern plant??? it looks liek its been Mangled within an inch of it's lief this had better reach yu please bring more…

Is this good or bad? I... I wouldn't mind that. But it's impossible. It's completely impossible. Kriffing base. Kriffing book. I need a drink.

WHAT: FINALLY! A PLOT! WHO: EVERYONE!! WHERE: THE WHOLE FUCKING BASE WHEN: RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! Red lights dropped down from the ceiling and…

Ankin wat did you do toour nwest fern plant??? it looks liek its been Mangled within an inch of it's lief this had better reach yu please bring more…

Is this good or bad? I... I wouldn't mind that. But it's impossible. It's completely impossible. Kriffing base. Kriffing book. I need a drink.