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Attention everyone, please.
I am trying not to panic. But it seems that my great granddaughters, Allana and Amelia, are missing. I have searched high and low.
Please, if you locate them anywhere, message me right away. I am carrying this strange, primitive device called a 'blackberry' and I've been assured it will relay any and all messages to my inbox straightaway.
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