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Who: GOB Bluth, open
Where: The adult/restricted section of the library
What: Pop-pop in the attic
GOB was furious. There were absolutely NO hookers, strippers or whores that he could find, and he was getting bored. So now he was in the library, looking for Playboy or something to keep his hands busy. The library was the last place he wanted to be--it smelled of geeks. Geeks and books. But he didn't know anywhere to go. The girls here all played hard to get, and they played with pepper spray and hairpulling and kicks to the shin.
WHAT: FINALLY! A PLOT! WHO: EVERYONE!! WHERE: THE WHOLE FUCKING BASE WHEN: RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! Red lights dropped down from the ceiling and…
[THE LIGHTS DIM, GO OFF FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AND THEN COME BACK ON, IN THE UNDERGROUND BASE] I didn't do it.
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WHAT: FINALLY! A PLOT! WHO: EVERYONE!! WHERE: THE WHOLE FUCKING BASE WHEN: RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! Red lights dropped down from the ceiling and…
[THE LIGHTS DIM, GO OFF FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AND THEN COME BACK ON, IN THE UNDERGROUND BASE] I didn't do it.
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