This is........ (original) (raw)

Farewell to Freshness	[17 Sep 2006\|02:43am]
"Drunk and sweaty," is how Fresh Meat frontwoman Tina Gravelson described her mood following the band's final show, proving that the band has died as it lived.While their time together on this earth was short, Tina and her Fresh Meat co-conspirators have left us a legend, a 5-song EP and a trail of empty Jagermeister bottles this city will not soon forget. Hit the band's site to pick up some soon-to-be-rare merch before a copy of their CD ends up on eBay for $63,785,125.42. That's US dollars, by the way.While this reporter barely got a chance to hear the names Peter and Aaron, he hopes that these recent additions to the Fresh Meat lineup find a new direction in their lives and praises them for surviving their time in the band with their bones and internal organs relatively intact. As for veterans Tina and Scooter? Tina has hinted that she is going to spend her newfound retirement honing her craft on the guitar in order to graduate from a rocking musician into one who "fucking rules." Sources close to Scooter say that he has "a million girlfriends," and this reporter believes that if he manages to keep himself out of jail, out of detox, out of the clutches of curious alien beings and out of reach of any potentially jealous boyfriends, he will once again be seen on stage providing deep basslines and skyrocketing bar tabs to new bands in the City of Toronto.Farewell, Fresh Meat, and may you forever be All Dolled Up.
1 comment\|post comment

[17 Sep 2006|02:43am]

"Drunk and sweaty," is how Fresh Meat frontwoman Tina Gravelson described her mood following the band's final show, proving that the band has died as it lived.While their time together on this earth was short, Tina and her Fresh Meat co-conspirators have left us a legend, a 5-song EP and a trail of empty Jagermeister bottles this city will not soon forget. Hit the band's site to pick up some soon-to-be-rare merch before a copy of their CD ends up on eBay for $63,785,125.42. That's US dollars, by the way.While this reporter barely got a chance to hear the names Peter and Aaron, he hopes that these recent additions to the Fresh Meat lineup find a new direction in their lives and praises them for surviving their time in the band with their bones and internal organs relatively intact. As for veterans Tina and Scooter? Tina has hinted that she is going to spend her newfound retirement honing her craft on the guitar in order to graduate from a rocking musician into one who "fucking rules." Sources close to Scooter say that he has "a million girlfriends," and this reporter believes that if he manages to keep himself out of jail, out of detox, out of the clutches of curious alien beings and out of reach of any potentially jealous boyfriends, he will once again be seen on stage providing deep basslines and skyrocketing bar tabs to new bands in the City of Toronto.Farewell, Fresh Meat, and may you forever be All Dolled Up.

1 comment|post comment

	[16 Jul 2006\|09:31pm]
I'm such a jerk. I knew that though.In other news:Fresh Meat has a new drummer. His name is Aaron Beamish. He also plays in the Famous Monsters. I love Aaron. He's great and great fun. He's been out partying with all of us... Or mostly Scooter. All of us though. Super fun and good at drums. He's a good guy at drums.So...You know. July 25th at the Kathedral.Come out. Freeeeee JAGERMEISTER!!!Doors are at 8 pm. Come EARLY!You don't want to miss the shots or the prizes or any of the bands.TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND COME OUT. I want this to be a super super super good party... And it will be. The end!
post comment

[16 Jul 2006|09:31pm]

I'm such a jerk. I knew that though.In other news:Fresh Meat has a new drummer. His name is Aaron Beamish. He also plays in the Famous Monsters. I love Aaron. He's great and great fun. He's been out partying with all of us... Or mostly Scooter. All of us though. Super fun and good at drums. He's a good guy at drums.So...You know. July 25th at the Kathedral.Come out. Freeeeee JAGERMEISTER!!!Doors are at 8 pm. Come EARLY!You don't want to miss the shots or the prizes or any of the bands.TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND COME OUT. I want this to be a super super super good party... And it will be. The end!

post comment

	[16 Jul 2006\|09:29pm]
I'm such a jerk. I knew that though.In other news:Fresh Meat has a new drummer. His name is Aaron Beamish. He also plays in the Famous Monsters. I love Aaron. He's great and great fun. He's been out partying with all of us... Or mostly Scooter. All of us though. Super fun and good at drums. He's a good guy at drums.So...You know. July 25th at the Kathedral.Come out. Freeeeee JAGERMEISTER!!!Doors are at 8 pm. Come EARLY!You don't want to miss the shots or the prizes or any of the bands.TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND COME OUT. I want this to be a super super super good party... And it will be. The end!
post comment

[16 Jul 2006|09:29pm]

post comment

	[11 Apr 2006\|01:23pm]
TONIGHT AT THE BOVINE! MY BARFDAY PARTY! Hey. Tonight. And there are Jagermeister prizes and it's my birthday. COME! COME NOW! I MEAN TONIGHT! COME!And I think there are cheap drinks until midnight. So says Shannon's site. HOWEVER! MY BARFDAY! COME!http://www.myspace.com/freshmeat
1 comment\|post comment

	[23 Feb 2006\|06:01pm]
Upcoming Fresh Meat!!!Sunday, March 5th.Bovine Sex ClubSCOOTER'S BARFDAY PARTY!!!Tuesday, April 11th.Bovine Sex ClubTINA SIXX'S BARFDAY!!!Sunday, April 16th.The ReverbBreast Cancer Benefit with:Fresh MeatThe GroopiesThe Famous MonstersThe ThreatMurdersquadPanty ChristThe HeatskoresThe 3Tards...And this Sunday, April 16th show... We're on at 5:30 in the afternoon. I'm not even kidding. So... It's for a good cause and please mark it in your calendar for me.
post comment

[23 Feb 2006|06:01pm]

Upcoming Fresh Meat!!!Sunday, March 5th.Bovine Sex ClubSCOOTER'S BARFDAY PARTY!!!Tuesday, April 11th.Bovine Sex ClubTINA SIXX'S BARFDAY!!!Sunday, April 16th.The ReverbBreast Cancer Benefit with:Fresh MeatThe GroopiesThe Famous MonstersThe ThreatMurdersquadPanty ChristThe HeatskoresThe 3Tards...And this Sunday, April 16th show... We're on at 5:30 in the afternoon. I'm not even kidding. So... It's for a good cause and please mark it in your calendar for me.

post comment

TONIGHT	[29 Dec 2005\|12:54pm]
Tonight.Kathedral. 651 Queen Street West.Doors 8:30Harmony Love Division 9:15pmFresh Meat 10pmDead Hookers 10:45Stereo Drive By 11:15$5 cover includes Fresh Meat CD, All Ages.www.myspace.com/freshmeatwww.thisisfreshmeat.com
post comment

	[17 Oct 2005\|12:35pm]
The MISFITSOn Thursday November 10th Fresh Meat is playing with the MISFITS at the Reverb.I have tickets for $30. Please email me/leave message here if you are interested in meeting up and buying some :)
post comment

	[09 Oct 2005\|12:07pm]
This week...Thursday October 13.Fresh Meat is hosting a special event at the Kathedral.Thursday October 13th, 2005@ Kathedral (651 Queen St. W. @ Bathurst) THURSTY THURSDAY (it's the new Meaty Monday!)Fresh Meat w/ Crackerjack System and Treestar Doors @ 9PM, All Ages, $5 suggested donation/Pay What You Can Proceeds going to The Humane Society of the United States' (HSUS) Disaster Relief FundFresh Meat, Crackerjack System and Treestar wish to extend an invitation for everyone to come down to the Kathedral this Thursday for a night of music. All proceeds for the animals feeling the devastating effects of Hurricane Katrina. Look at this beautiful cat... No home to go home to...Picture borrowed from itsascam
post comment

[09 Oct 2005|12:07pm]

This week...Thursday October 13.Fresh Meat is hosting a special event at the Kathedral.Thursday October 13th, 2005@ Kathedral (651 Queen St. W. @ Bathurst) THURSTY THURSDAY (it's the new Meaty Monday!)Fresh Meat w/ Crackerjack System and Treestar Doors @ 9PM, All Ages, $5 suggested donation/Pay What You Can Proceeds going to The Humane Society of the United States' (HSUS) Disaster Relief FundFresh Meat, Crackerjack System and Treestar wish to extend an invitation for everyone to come down to the Kathedral this Thursday for a night of music. All proceeds for the animals feeling the devastating effects of Hurricane Katrina. Look at this beautiful cat... No home to go home to...

Picture borrowed from

itsascam

post comment

Courtesty of scootropmeat	[05 Oct 2005\|05:07pm]
this is my new icon....enjoy...scooter made it for me...i like it...so scooter, tanks....i'll see you later tonite and maybe...just maybe...you'll grab it...i don't know what your policy is now that you have a lovely lady and what not. so here be it...kewl...KTHANXBYE
3 comments\|post comment

	[28 Sep 2005\|09:41am]
We need some new shticks. Back in the day, one of the girls from the Naked News used to barbecue on stage. I can't use that again because is wasn't my idea. I don't want to be a rip off artist.I was thinking about having us give out candy during the Sunshine and Lollypops intro, but I don't know.What else?
3 comments\|post comment

navigation
[ viewing \| most recent entries ] [ go	earlier ]