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9:04 Every time you hear a lie, take a shot.
9:05 Every time you hear a soccer anecdote, have a cookie (I have to work after all)
9:10 JOE SIX-PACK???? WTF????
9:10 Strict oversight? Can we change our vote on that bailout plzkthx?
9:18 MILLION DOLLAR HOME! MIDDLE CLASS ME AND TODD MY ASS
9:18 5000 health care credit doesn't get ME a lot. No thanks.
9:21 BRIDGE TO NOWHERE! AWESOME!
9:26 Who, really, was so clueless about the greed and corruption in politics and Wall Street?
9:27 Fix. Yes. FIX. Not fuck-up-more-in-an-effort-to-show-leadership-by-doing-something-fast!
9:30 She doesn't know about climate change! All-of-the-above is not going to fix it! Tapping into oil in Alaska is not going to fix energy independence.
9:35 heeheehee Senator O'Biden
9:35 NU CLEAR. NOOOCLEEEEAR.
9:36 YES! CANNOT FIGHT CARBON EMISSIONS WITH MORE FUEL!
9:36 EQUAL SAME-SEX RIGHTS!
9:37 Yes. Let's avoid nuances.
9:41 WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER? were you LISTENING?
9:43 oh for fuck sake. can the respect. fucking debate.
9:44 Yes. Timeline. ONLY DIFFERENCE. Accountability. How about it?
9:45 For the love of god, YES. FOCUS on the actual dangers. Iraq was unnecessary.
9:47 It was an "either-or" question, darlin. Your lipstick is looking a little dull tonight.
9:47 Because heaven forbid we should have CONVERSATIONS or DIPLOMACY as our weapons!
9:49 It's IRAN as in eeRAHN. Not as in "I ran away!" o.0
9:49 RESPECT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS??? "No honey, you will have that child and you will marry that boy."
9:50 Yes. Tell us about Israel.
9:51 Did you get that from Newsweek's CW? And was it the new CW or the old CW?
9:54 Yes, we both love Israel. Let's hug.
9:54 *snort* Did Biden just struggle to suppress a sigh?
9:55 If we took a shot every time she uttered "Respect" we'd be out of alcohol.
9:56 Yes, tell us about NOOOOOCLEAR weapons. Uhm. Hello? We *ARE* one of those dangerous, nuclear weapons nations.
9:57 Why can nobody say this word?
9:57 Heaven forbid we mention the "collateral damage" that happens when WAR happens? Innocents get killed. Buildings are destroyed. You can not spin that.
10:00 He did. He totally sighed! Me too man!
10:01 Thank god SOMEone can say Pakistan right.
10:02 Bosnia was good.
10:03 NO one should have a stomach for genocide!
10:03 YES! Darfur is a GOOD cause.
10:03 *rubs forehead*
10:03 BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND BECAUSE OF NEW INFORMATION OR AN EPIPHANY? OR HEY, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ELECTED YOU INTO OFFICE SAY SO???
10:09 Quick, Palin, 1932, what happened!
10:09 Maverick. You keep using this word. I do not think this word means what you think it means.
10:11 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Quit citing your educational genealogy.
10:12 NCLB failed? Of course it did. How about you fund it?
10:15 I want you there too, Joe. I lilke you now.
10:16 Joe's itching to answer that one. I can tell. Answer the VP-role question!
10:17 You tell 'em Joe. Give us that history lesson. Tell us what you're gonna be about. TAKE THAT! HA!
10:18 Really? Take a shot every time she doesn't answer the question.
10:19 Did PALIN just speak of TOLERANCE? REALLY?
10:20 You go, single Dad. I teared up too.
10:21 THAT WORD DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS. IT HAS BECOME A JUMBO SHRIMP!
10:22 Another poly-syllabic word. I might be counting on two hands before the debate is over!
10:23 YES LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT MAVERICK! BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT SHE THINKS IT MEANS! THANK YOU JOE!
10:23 Palin: *deer-in-headlights*
10:24 Changing minds. GO!
10:25 Roe vs Wade! She knows ALL about that one!
10:25 A quasi-cave! That counts, right?
10:25 OH! Shouldn't have said you didn't have support! That shows weakness!
10:26 It's not about John McCain this time, sweetheart. It's about YOUR a-ha moment!
10:29 THIS IS NOT A CLOSING STATEMENT.
10:30 We have to fight for the freedoms that are being taken away by our GOVERNMENT, darlin Palin, what about that?
10:32 This is a closing statement. This is a good anecdote.
10:33 GET UP! GET READY! YEAH!