facial hair (original) (raw)

mostly because I really can't tell this to anyone else:

I was complimenting my fiance on his hair cut when I noticed that his beard looked a lot shorter. I asked why he cut it so short, thinking that he made a mistake or misjudged what he was doing like he has before. his response? I wanted to go down on you without tickling your asshole.this is both one the most romantic and hilarious things he has said to me.

• Butt itch

I don't know where else to share this, but since LJ is mostly dead I feel like this is a safe space. I think I've somehow ripped an opening right…

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I know this place is dead, but I opened my tool box and somehow my favourite dildo has melted and I just had to tell someone.

• It rubs the lotion on its skin...

The BF and I hit the beach last wednesday. I sunscreened up to avoid a debacle like the renfest sunburn from two years ago. BF eschewed sunscreen to…