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Hello and welcome to Top of the Hour, a newsy RPG (Not to be confused with a "Newsies" RPG; sorry, you'll have to take your clever choreography elsewhere!)

We are open to newspeople of all shapes and sizes (especially the Latinos. Haven't you heard? They're AC's favourite). All borderline-racist jokes aside, we mean fake newspeople are just as welcome as those they parody! All here in one place? you ask. Why yes, we reply, yes indeed! Because who hasn't dreamed of an RPG in which Matt Lauer can rub shoulders with Jon Stewart? Where Bill O'Reilly and Stephen Colbert come together? Where Brian Williams and Anderson Cooper could... wait, they're both real ones. Or are they?

Enjoy, and follow the rules.

Oh, yeah, the rules. They're pretty simple:

1. Don't be an idiot.
2. Learn the difference between IC, OOC, and the differences between, and the consequences of. You know it, we know you know it. Show it!
3. Post sometimes! At least once in three weeks. Otherwise, we'll worry.
4. Be realistic! It's more fun that way.

(More about the rules here)

Have fun, and stay classy, San Diego.