Open letter to the world that has been in my head for days and thus needed to be written down... (original) (raw)
Dear You,
I do not care who you date, kiss or sleep with. Be they male, female or a goat (actually, I kind of care if they're a goat, I think I might judge that. It's a bit weird.). It is also none of my business. Especially if I don't know you. I'd quite like you to be happy though, so I hope you have someone. (Maybe you could cuddle the goat. You can definitely cuddle the cat and the dog, and also possibly the rabbit, if you can get it to keep still long enough.)
Actually, that's a lie. I might care. But only because you are not doing any of those things with me. Not because of the person you are doing so with.
I would also care if you are trying to do any one of those things with me and you already have somebody. That's unfair. To them and me. So I'll judge you for that.
But yes, point here is; I don't care who you are with, or who you want to be with. I just want you to be happy and loved.
Yours sincerely,
me.