Zen and the Art of Inebriation (original) (raw)
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Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 1:05 pm - Hello It seems my LJ account is stil extant! (3 comments | comment on this) Thursday, March 5th, 2009 1:06 pm - Monty found alive, Brewers Rejoice What Ho Chums, I just noticed its been a somewhat lengthy period since I last attempted to enliven and enlighten your happy lives with a missive on this fine site, so here I am. How is everyone?Oh, and occasionally poping up out of the long grass to take pot shots at The Wade doesnt count, thats more a hobby, (11 comments | comment on this) Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 12:46 pm - I Survived Well another 10 days of chaos and fun in the desert has been survioved, and our Cabaret Club Rocked!A proper update when I get back to the UKWoooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have a hot tub :)Pip pipMonty (10 comments | comment on this) Friday, August 19th, 2005 4:35 pm - Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1. Go here.2. Pass it on.( my answersCollapse ) (4 comments | comment on this) Thursday, July 7th, 2005 1:15 pm - Waves from the Bunker Hi everyone, all a little bit hectic around here at the moment, I hope everyone is safe and wellcurrent mood:  angry (12 comments |
comment on this) Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 1:39 pm - Finish the Poem.... I have shamlessly pilfered this off Emma's LJ!So chums, what should I be drinking copiusly of?**LiveJournal Haiku!**Your name:ukmontyYour haiku:righting wrongs savingplanets and of course drinkingcopiuos amounts ofUsername: Created by  Grahame current mood:  curious (12 comments |
comment on this) Thursday, April 14th, 2005 5:31 am - Hmm, somethings wrong here..... Star Wars Meme by sailor_phobos1st 2 Ltrs of 1stname + Last 3 Ltrs of last name1st 2ltrs of moms last name+Last 3ltrs of city brnSith or JediSithSkin ColorRedEye ColorRedLight Saber ColorGreenHow close you are to switching sides: 28%UsernameYou're Random Star Wars Quote:A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old masterYour Padawan (if you're a jedi)mrmimeYour apprentice (if you're a sith)robinblokeYou're MastermooncadetQuiz created with MemeGen! current mood:  busy (1 comment |
comment on this) Friday, April 8th, 2005 1:24 am - Todays sanity saving Quest Right. I have a lot to do and a rotten cold (really, not just bloke sniffles "arg, I must have the venusian flue virus, I am going to die" type thing) and more things to stuff into other things and a distinct dirth of loyal gnomes or other minions at this present time (even the temp pit is empty - result in that no more bad musak but lack of able (well available) helpers).So, in an attempt to keep amused I thought I would pose a question or to for you lot in LJ land.1. Whats your favorite quote:From a bookFrom a FilmFrom a song2. Why?Go on, you know you want to.Ok, off to try to press gang some minions......current mood:  awake (5 comments |
comment on this) Thursday, April 7th, 2005 3:03 pm - Bored, Bored Bored Right due to the lack of a loyal gnome at the moment (TM  davywavy ) in the office I have just finished stuffing folders with covers, spines and contents for a training course for tomorrow ( I just get all the best little projects to run don’t I) and I can say that it was EXTREMLY BORING.Hence the need for a loyal gnome.So I thought I would ask you lot out there in LJ land a questions.What task or tasks do you think are the most tedious? Answering this question doesn’t count by the way.current mood:  bored (18 comments |
comment on this) Friday, April 1st, 2005 12:31 pm - Shocking news Its raining in North Wales. I am up here for a family get toether and a christening when the sprog is going to be "blessed" by not only having me as a Great Uncle ("That Monty, He;s Great") but aslo as her God father - queue kokes about Marlon Brando etc etc.What are the rest of you lot up to? (11 comments | comment on this) Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 11:04 am - Auction Announcment Dear all.For Auction, 1 Liver, of good providenceAlthough this item has seen a considerable amount of use it has remained a faithful servant and companion. It is now in need of a good home where it can live out its twilight years in peace.Present owner has decided to invest in a dialysis machine and a shunt, because it will be 1. quicker and 2. less cruel to all concerned.All bids to the usual address.Thankscurrent mood: accomplished (7 comments |
comment on this) Friday, March 18th, 2005 12:43 pm - Ah Ha: Proof! I was wondering if they will send the girls in the picture round? as a prioze for beinf so pure? will they? hmmmmmmmmm(to discuss Sartre Obviously!) Somewhat DebacherousYou are 41% pure |
comment on this) Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 11:20 am - Schocker! The CardinalYou scored 78% Cardinal, 20% Monk, 23% Lady, and 27% Knight! You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority. |
comment on this) Monday, March 14th, 2005 6:45 am Ultimate Gamer!!GM says drop 2d10, aanndd... you roll 86% ! What, are you a first generation gamer? Did you own the brown box?! Whatever you do in your spare time, gaming seems to be your job. Either you looked up the answers or you're the best of the best, the type that makes other gamers strive to know more. Just don't let the knowledge overwhelm the newbies, it tends to push them from the hobby. We all bow before you. You are the living nat 20, congradulations. I'm going to flee the scene now ;)  blah (7 comments |
comment on this) Friday, February 18th, 2005 3:07 pm - Pretty Pictures ~ukmonty~pratibha75 and teemus. (comment on this) Tuesday, February 15th, 2005 4:41 pm - Bandwagon hoooo prt 234 LJMeme.com Crush Meme Number of crushes on me so far: 11 LJ username: current mood: awake (4 comments |
comment on this) 4:39 pm - Bandwagon Hooooooooooooooo prt 34 ukmonty's LiveJournal Slut Stats The below percentages indicate what ukmonty has done with the 53 people on his friends list!met94.3%hugged71.7%dated7.5%kissed18.9%seen topless22.6%seen naked11.3%phone sexed0.0%made out17.0%oral sex11.3%fucked7.5%What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?Sponsored via Adult Friend Finder. Keep this meme and others like it checking it out or getting free account! You may meet the match of your dreams! current mood:  nostalgic (1 comment |
comment on this) Monday, February 14th, 2005 1:11 pm - Heres Monty...... Dear allappologies for not posting for absolutly yonks. Been terribly busy righting wrongs, saving planets and, of course, drinking copiuos amounts of booze with various nubile young chums. A proper update will follow, but i thought I would share this quiz result with you, as it posses some interesting questions in relation to the relationship and interaction of perceived moral standpoints (or D&D alignments for the non roleplayer hairies out there).As the lady said, Laters my dears. You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.True Neutral70%Chaotic Good70%Lawful Evil60%Neutral Evil45%Lawful Good45%Chaotic Evil40%Neutral Good40%Chaotic Neutral30%Lawful Neutral25%What is your Alignment?created with QuizFarm.com current mood:  chipper (2 comments |
comment on this) Tuesday, December 21st, 2004 1:14 pm - Avast Lanlubbers! |
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