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i have probably told this story before but in community college a friend and i took an english class as a night class that was longer (like three hours) so it didn't have to meet as many days. and while the professor was going over the syllabus she mentioned we wouldn't always need to stay the whole three hours

so my friend was like "do you think we'll be home by eight on tuesdays"

and the professor was like "??? do you have a schedule conflict?" and she seemed rightfully a bit peeved about this because we were clearly precocious college teens and she was an older lady with a smoker's rasp that also didn't want to be there

so i was like "no it's fine, it's just that house is on at eight" because this friend would also come over to my place to watch new episodes of house as they aired because my dad didn't care that she smoked during the commercial breaks

and the professor was like "oh shit you're right, yeah you'll be home by eight on those days"

screenshot of hashtags reading: i would've killed to watch house as it was airing but unfortunately i was a kindergartner when it debuted ALT

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