Valley of Metal (original) (raw)

Name: Aine Age: 19
Sex: female
Location: USA
Favorite Band: Black Sabbath
Favorite Metal Subgenre:
Favorite Metal song: Iron Man Favorite Metal Album:
Favorite Book or Books:
Pic of you:
Pic of something interesting/humerous: ...
Tell us a joke:
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18 August 2008 @ 10:28 pm

Name: Lacey Age: 19
Sex: Female
Location: Staten Island, NY
Favorite Band: Burzum, Wintersun, Metallica, etc...
Favorite Metal Subgenre: either Black Metal or Thrash Metal, Folk Metal
Favorite Metal song: song? erm...I don't know...Battle Against Time-Wintersun
Favorite Metal Album: hmm so far it could be either Det Som Engang Var by Burzum or the Wintersun album.
Favorite Book or Books: There's too many to list and too many I still have yet to read.
Pic of you: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=52276396&albumID=615734&imageID=3834118
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Tell us a joke: erm uhm....I'm not very funny.
Post our banner in your journal/userinfo: I will!
Anything else you'd want to add: ...I guess...no.

Current Location: New York

Current Music: Burzum-Aske

13 August 2007 @ 05:59 pm

Name: Vladimir
Age: 20
Sex: male
Location: Germany
Favorite Band: COB and by band ;)
Favorite Metal Subgenre: Melodic Death/Thrash
Favorite Metal song: War Ensemble (Slayer)
Favorite Metal Album: Hatebreeder (COB)
Favorite Book or Books: you don't know these writers =)
Pic of you: Good musican
Pic of something interesting/humerous: ...
Tell us a joke: ... aaa. fuck you!
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07 August 2007 @ 07:18 pm

OLYMPOS MONS - Release date announced !

Italian Label Scarlet Records have announced the release date
of the bands forthcoming album "MEDIEVIL" to be 16.7. 2007.
Heavier than ever, stronger melodies and bigger production,
Olympos Mons are back. Armed to their teeth!
http://www.scarletrecords.it

The album was also released in Japan by Marquee Avalon on
June 21st 2007!
http://www.marquee.co.jp/avalon

For interviews or reviews contact:

Mats Nyström - Band manager
manager@olymposmons.com

Copyright © Olympos Mons 2007.

30.06.07 NETHERLAND Enschede - Atak
01.07.07 GERMANIA Würzburg - Rock Falls Open Air

I highly suggest you go, if you're in the area. Belphegor is awesome live.

Taken from Kristina.

Hand-Monocle of Possession

Dick-Eternally Clouded Frost Spire

Vagina-Valley of Deliverance, Gates of Attrition

Leg-Pillar of mobilization

Head-Epitamy of Command

Balls-Spheres of Production

Pubes-Sea of Lances

Eyes-Orbs of sight

Flashlight-Bar of illumination

Guitar-Axe

Mouth-Abyss of Consumption

Ass-Crevice of Disposal

Ear-Catacombs of hearing

Stomach-Endless pit of Digestion

Shoes-Mechanisms of Stomping

Pets-Crucifier

Slaves-Slaves

Double bass kick-Twins of Destruction

Are rap and black metal alike?
Rap: Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
Black metal: Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules

Rap: Band members with fake names
Black metal: Band members with fake names

Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
Black metal: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

Rap: Overly concerned with making money
Black metal: Overly concerned with not making money

Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
Black metal: Cheesy synthesizers

Rap: Barely in English
Black metal: Barely in English

Rap: Strong feelings about God
Black metal: Strong feelings about God

Rap: Black skin
Black metal: Black leather

Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
Black metal: 100 side projects by every band member

Rap: Musicians arrested for murder
Black metal: Musicians arrested for murder

Rap: Closed-minded fanbase
Black metal: Closed-minded fanbase

Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
Black metal: Very expensive leather boots

Rap: Imagery containing dogs
Black metal: Imagery containing wolves

Rap: Negative portrayals of whites
Black metal: Negative portrayals of Jews

Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
Black metal: Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
Black metal: Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
Black metal: Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap: Pride in geographic region
Black metal: Pride in geographic region

Rap: Pride in own race
Black metal: Pride in own race

Rap: Songs about hanging out
Black metal: Songs about hanging people

Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
Black metal: Overly concerned with appearance

Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Black metal: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Black metal: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Black metal: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics

Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
Black metal: Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap: Unusual interest in ancestry
Black metal: Unusual interest in ancestry

Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
Black metal: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap: Booty Calls are a common theme
Black metal: A Call To Arms is a common theme

Rap: Constantly drinking alcohol
Black metal: Constantly drinking alcohol

Rap: Axing people kweshuns
Black metal: Carrying battle axes

Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

Name: Nagash
Age: 19
Sex: yes please. I'm male.
Location: Oslo, Norway
Favorite Band: Original Mayhem.
Favorite Metal Subgenre: Black Metal.
Favorite Metal song: Channelling The Power Of Souls Into A New God
Favorite Metal Album: The first Burzum, or The Adversary.
Favorite Book or Books: video game magazines. Vargsmal.
Pic of you: look at my icon
Pic of something interesting/humerous: stole this from the lovely
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Tell us a joke: What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last hit was a wall.
Post our banner in your journal/userinfo: will do
Anything else you'd want to add: I guess that this is it.