I was born a unicorn, but I missed the ark... (original) (raw)

So since later last night, I've felt like I've been slammed by a fucking MAC truck. Then, taken out to the tracks in front of my dorm and RUN OVER.

Fuck sinuses. Fuck sore throats. and most of all, fuck migraines.

My medication doesn't work anymore and my headaches are becoming more continuous--lasting for days on end.

Ugh, I hate this. Being sick and lonely sucks hardcore. I'm going to be able to do nothing but stay in bed, eat some soup, take some medicine, and drink lots of water to try and get better.

on the other hand, I forced myself out the door to go to the drag show tonight. Our emcee was from Grand Rapids and was "Bettie Davis" she had the mouth of sailor and crude humor, which I enjoyed. And HOLYHOTDAMN that girl had some killer legs. I'd kill for a set of legs like that--and she had curves more like a real woman so that nice to see. She was gorgeous actually, makes me sad that a chick with a dick can be so damn beautiful and I can't lmfao. And she was pulling some dancing with the stars shit in those stilettos, so damn (however, she is a dance major)

Then it was just funny seeing some of the people I know dressed up. Our performers were Kelly Clarkson, Sugar Belle--who's junk we all saw and did some impressive high heeled cartwheels, Jackie--who was super petite and the most femme of anyone, Savage Garden--LMFAO nothing better than two gay girls dressing as gay guys and doing that on stage, and Justin timberlake--also nothing better than a lesbian break dancing to Sexyback and doing the worm and the moonwalk. And then there was a crazy, drunk Rhianna--more so a mix of courtney love and amy winehouse :D

It was fun though, even if I still feel like crap. I just hope this bug passes asap.