Verhoffin User Profile | DeviantArt (original) (raw)

• United Kingdom
• Deviant for 15 years
• He / Him

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My Bio

I'm on DA because a small, puny and squeaky acquaintance of mine insisted that I must.

So, until something interesting happens, I'm just here to kill time. Time, and possibly people.

Current Residence: Hopefully dormant volcano, located near Erebus with a good view of Ragnorok
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Favourite genre of music: the screams of tormented souls
Favourite style of art: napalm on blood splatters
Operating System: Mind
MP3 player of choice: The all-mighty player of MP3
Shell of choice: tortoise or electron
Wallpaper of choice: blood
Skin of choice: titanium or diamond
Favourite cartoon character: Haruhi Suzumiya - bossy all-powerful pervert
Personal Quote: I always lie.

Favourite Visual Artist

Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, lfgcomic.com

Favourite Movies

Clear Skies 1 & 2

Favourite Writers

Steven Erikson (Neal Asher and Terry Prachet also liked)

Favourite Games

Red Alert 3 :Uprising and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time - old but still love it

Favourite Gaming Platform

PC

Tools of the Trade

dangerously small doomsday device

Other Interests

Destruction, gore, and fluffy bunnys (i'm making one of these up)

Also happy birthday to me. Now 20. No longer a teen. Now so very old and bitter. Very,  very bitter... *replaces blood with sugar* Whatever I was supposed to do as a teen, I probably didn't do it. (curse you, non-lazily achievable age-specific stereotypes). Hmm. What to say... Uni has been good to me in terms of social development, as I've got better at talking to people. Slightly. Educationally, it has just reminded me that I need to get round to another personality shift sometime soon. Nothing of significant import has occured. What a wonderful life I live... For those of you who read manga, I recommend Yureka. For those of you wh

'Sup, y'all? This current incarnation of mine is now 1 more year closer to its use-by date... And it seems to be getting worse alarmingly quickly. How can I possibly be focusing LESS than I did at A-level? How are you all? I probably should have asked this sooner when I came home, but couldn't be bothered. Oh well. Hmm. Shortest journal ever.

Quail, puny mortals, for I once again walk amongst you, bringing terror and dread to all. Along with large amounts of poking for katie and Jane. And large amounts of torment just for katie. If I can be bothered, that is... My plans for now are as follows: hibernate. If this is a journal, I suppose I should include some past stuff... *sigh* Physics has been a fascinating and enlightening experience during which I have learnt many secrets of the multiverse, some of which follow. I have discovered that while I can easily function without sleep on minimal amounts of food, this may lead to inconvenient temporal disorientation. This is worse

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Happy Birthday Alex! ... At least your journal has led me to believe it's your birthday today.

Anyway, have a flamingo! As I have no money for cake... Maybe this won't taste so bad?

My journal knows too much!

Hmmmm, delicious flamingo....

So you're journal was right

Apparently they taste quite fishy ^^

These Susanoos are here to wish you a Merry Christmas

Watxh out for Itachi's though; he'll try to get you drunk

Thank you!
They look awesome
A Merry Christmas to you as well.
I hope you ate many delicious presents, and got plenty of enjoyable food.

*hic*
Why ish thish sake full of shnakes?
*hic*

See? I told you to watch out for Itachi's sake wielding Susano'o Now you think you're seeing snakes.

My Christmas was okay How did yours go?