i'll keep the lights out, i'll tell you fairy tales (original) (raw)

17 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

12:18 I just woke up in a huge panic, staring at the clock and convinced that I had overslept and would be late to work. #
12:18 I then realised, whilst wildly throwing off my pajamas, that no, actually, today is my day OFF. orz. #
12:19 @aflyingkiwi FISTBUMPS ALL AROUND OMG #
12:20 @aflyingkiwi CAN I COME AND WITNESS THIS FIRSTHAND #
12:25 @aflyingkiwi YOU CAN SMUGGLE ME IN YOUR SHIRT AND TELL THEM I AM YOUR NEW TITS AND IT WOULD BE DISCRIMINATION FOR THEM TO OBJECT #
12:25 @aflyingkiwi I AM VERY BOUNCY AFTER ALL #
22:28 I still think today is kind of hilarious; I don't care. #
22:29 (And I still say that best friends are the ones who laugh with you -- when you really shouldn't be laughing at all.) #
22:30 @electrorequiem Are you reading The Lottery? XD #

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16 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

12:14 ...I get into room, and the table in the breakroom is randomly covered in hummus. LOL WHAT IS GOING ON. #
12:15 ...er. Work, rather, not room. >> #
12:16 (But literally, there are fifteen containers of it. I counted.) #
12:17 I would assume they're samples of the new cafe food, but there is nothing to sample it WITH. Jus random hummus everywhere. O_o #
12:19 And clearly, I cannot type on my poor phone today. Sob. #
17:58 ...BWAHAHA even cranky old coworker who pretends to hate me says I'll be promoted before Christmas. FUCKWIN. #
18:03 In related news, I got paid to run around with a bag full of money today. My job is insane. #

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15 February 2010 @ 12:02 am

23:09 Happy Valentine's Day, my darlings. ♥ And happy Chinese New Year, as well~! #

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14 February 2010 @ 12:02 am

18:38 My first Valentine's with someone, and what do I do? Buy her crazy shit. :D #
18:40 Also, many potentially exciting plans perhaps in the works now! Stay tuned. :3 #
22:46 I do believe that was the most crowded train I have ever been on. Good lord I hate the green line. #

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13 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

10:51 .........................................HOLiC 199 AAS;LDKTFHJAD;LKFJH ADLK #
10:52 I JUST KEYSMASHED SO HARD CHROME LITERALLY POPPED UP A HELP WINDOW LMFAO BUT ALKDRHGJALDJGFRA;DLRJG #
10:53 I CANNOT EVEN GET PAST PAGE THREE I AM SO FLAILY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DID I MENTION I AM FLAILY OH MY GOD #
10:57 .......except I finally just did and now I am sadface LMAO OH CLAMP. #
10:58 BUT IT'S SO CUTE ANYWAY I JUST ADLKRHJFGADFHGJAFHGADFJHG #
10:59 I SERIOUSLY CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME ANYTHING GAVE ME THIS MUCH SQUEE #
11:00 @leionoro FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT #
11:04 @leionoro I BROKE MY BROWSER KEYSMASHING IT'S FINE ARIDHGADRHGDKLFGJHERAGHYIDUR #
11:19 @leionoro THEY HAVE BEEN AN ADORABLE OT3 THIS ENTIRE TIME I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LIKE. CLAMP OF ALL PEOPLE. #
11:19 @leionoro NOT ONLY LET TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER, BUT *THREE*. THIS IS CLAMP LOL. #
12:30 AAAND TO CONTINUE WITH THE HAPPY LOVING SQUEE -- wishroll.com/me/ampersandhearts/valentinr #

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12 February 2010 @ 12:05 am

23:11 So much to say about today, but for the moment, I shall simply let a few anecdotes speak for themselves. #
23:14 When I first got into the breakroom at work, I was greeted by Crazy Cafe Manager™, who...somehow managed to be even more epic than usual! #
23:15 Him: "GOOD MORNING! How are you? 8D" Me: "Good; how are you? :3" Him: "GOOD MORNING! How are you? 8D" Me: "...XDXD;;;" #
23:16 Then, after I punched in, I attempted to call the manager on duty to let them know I was there! And I called. And I called. And I called. #
23:17 Until favourite Crazy Head Cashier™ finally looked at me and informed me that, ohai, the managers apparently just UP AND LOST THEIR PHONE. #
23:18 (And apparently only told the people who OPENED this, leaving everyone else working that day to just confusedly keep calling it LOL e_e) #
23:19 And then favourite Crazy Head Cashier™ Jewish-Mommed me all day because I still reallyreallyreally have the plague. :D #
23:32 ...and, to finish off the night...I only just now found out that a boy I'd known in high school committed suicide a few days ago. #
23:34 And I just sat, and I stared, and then I finally moved to get my box of photographs, and sat down on the floor with it instead. #
23:35 And I went through it until I found the only one of him I think I have. I've not seen or spoken to him in years, but...god. #
23:35 He was such a dear, and he deserved so much better, and I hope that at least he is happier now. #
23:41 @aflyingkiwi Thank you... ♥ #

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11 February 2010 @ 12:04 am

11:13 ONE: FLAILING FOREVER BRB www.cdjapan.co.jp/detailview.html?KEY=KSCL-1563 AD;KFJHBQ;KEJHENDLESSSQUEE #
11:15 TWO: LMFAOOOO OMG MUKIMPO EXPLOSION EVERYWHERE THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS BAND tinyurl.com/yzrcrpb #
19:02 ....AHAHAHAHA BLEACH. OH KUBO. I JUST. OH KUBO. I was expecting a cop-out, but that was fucking GLORIOUS. Night = MADE. #
19:15 @lightshows LMFAO YES A;DSFHGAD;FGV OH KUBO. OH AIZEN. OH I LOVE EVERYTHING THE END. Also, I love your new rename as well! *A*;;; #
19:28 @aflyingkiwi Capsule makes everything better the end. :3 ♥ #
21:08 ...WTF WHEN DID MOTHMAN SIGHTINGS START AGAIN AND HOW DID I MISS THIS WTFWTFWTF #

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10 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

22:25 @romanesqua SECONDING THE LISA SEE LOVE OMG. *A*;; Also, if you have not yet read it, Lisey's Story by Stephen King! #
22:31 Sound like a dying seal. Thinking I could probably get a job doing infomercials for PETA. New career choice get? :D #
22:35 Aaand speaking of embarrassing fail!sounds, I very excitedly downloaded BoA's new Japanese album today! #
22:38 And somehow, while I LOVE her American album, this one bored me so much I literally could not listen to a single song the whole way through. #
22:38 It isn't BAD, just...holyshitboringlolwtf. DOES NOT COMPUTE. I NEVER PREFER ANYTHING AMERICAN. EVER. EVEREVEREVER. WTH. #
22:39 (However, I also finally snagged The Face while I was at it, and THAT at least was a lot more palatable~. ♥) #
22:46 @romanesqua YOU NEED LISEY'S STORY TO LIVE. I PROMISE. Also, his Dark Tower series! It is so beyond win. ♥A♥ #

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09 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

07:18 Reasons I should not tweet while I am hasing the plague: I just attempted to type my own username as "pwn." Sigh. #
11:39 ...I just dreamt about alligators eating dinosaurs, and the dinosaurs starting up rebellions on islands inside the alligator's stomach. #
11:39 I really need to not be this sick. O_o;;;; #
16:02 a;kdfjhg NO LONGER CARE THAT I AM SICK I HAS A HOLIC A;LDFKHG CLAMP I LOVE YOU AGAIN AKTDL;JHGSKFJHBGD;SQUEE #
16:02 Seriously, that is still ALL I care about in this series LMFAO. >.>;;;;; ERGO, CHAPTER 198 = ENDLESS SQUEE OF ENDLESSNESS ♥A♥;;;;;; #
16:04 ....LMFAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE SIDE TEXT ON THE LAST PAGE AND NOW I AM JUST SQUEEING EVEN MORE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE #
16:07 I just. THE FACT SHE SAID THAT, CONSIDERING. I WANT TO HUG HER MYSELF IDC OMG. /brb lives vicariously through CLAMP #
17:39 ...I enjoy the fact that my 400th tweet was unintentionally squeeing about HOLiC and living vicariously through CLAMP. #
17:57 In so much pain I just dug out two loose painkillers that have been floating around for weeks in the bottom of my purse. #
17:57 And yes, I am actually sick enough to take them, even though ohgodewgerms. ;; Ow. #
18:57 Dear Twitter: If anyone happens to need a spare lung, I do believe I shall be coughing one up shortly, and I would be happy to share. 8) #
18:59 ...LOL aaand my tweet about potentially missing a lung was number 404. >.>;;;; #

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08 February 2010 @ 12:03 am

23:27 Today, I do believe I have redefined the word "nerd". #
23:30 And in other news, @joannecursive has informed me I sound like a hissing cat when I sneeze, so I have diagnosed myself with Mad Cat Disease. #

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