rhinoceros – VoVatia (original) (raw)

All Holiday Roads Lead to Rome

Pretty major SPOILERS for all three of these movies. It’s a Wonderful Knife – This is a riff on a certain movie of the same name you’ve probably heard of, with some slasher elements, although not as many as you … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising, Animals, Christmas, Cracker, Games, History, Holidays, Humor, Language, Magic, Music, Names, Roman Empire, Sports, VoVat Goes to the Movies | Tagged caligula, colosseum, emperor caracalla, emperor geta, emperor marcus aurelius, emperor marcus opellius macrinus, gladiator ii, it's a wonderful knife, justin long, monkeys, nightmare on elm street, rhinoceros, the coffee table |

Ape Bit Theatre

We all know about Captain Lou Albano on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, and I’ve written about pretty much every episode. I was aware, however, that there had been a cartoon with Mario that I never watched, a Donkey … Continue reading →

Posted in Advertising, Animals, Cartoons, Donkey Kong, Humor, Mario, Television, Video Games | Tagged apes, bananas, bones bailey, donkey kong, donkey kong 3, donkey kong country, donkey kong jr., frank welker, gorilla ghost, gorilla my dreams, gorillas, greenhouse gorilla, harris shore, mario mario, new wave ape, pauline, peter cullen, rhinoceros, saturday supercade, scooby-doo, scrappy-doo, soupy sales, stanley the bugman |