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From Rich: "It's not too late for a picket fence."

"It is scary in here, and our chainsaw is low on gas."
(I ended up basing my last post on Rich saying this.)

From Richard last night:
"NOW I look like a gay artist."

"I liked your blurb. You're not redundant and annoying."

• Mood: chipper

"I'm a big, gay chef and I will outcook your ass."
(heard on Top Chef)

• Mood: chipper

"Chicks dig a stove pipe hat."

"You know, if you ever decided to do gay porn, I would totally rent it."

• Mood:devious
• Music:NPR

"I proudly wear the scum."

"Boob pockets"

"My dictionary is like, WOAH!"

"I would have noticed if someone took my floor"