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justaputz @ 8:51pm: FREAK DAY AT THE ZOO - Sunday, May 8, Noon Godzilla
The jungle drums says it’s time once again for Evil-lution’s pugnacious progeny to creep, crawl, an’ slither over to the National Zoo for our seasonal fete of fur an’ fun!

At High Noon our lil’ brood of rude shall amass at the Zoo Bar (zoobardc.com) across the street from the Zoo’s Connecticut Ave. entrance for the accustomed “Meat-an’-Greet (plus the fermented treat...remember, the park’s dry)”. This’ll happen rain or shine, so make sure yer plummage is properly pelted or lubricated. An’ once the inner beasty is satisfied, we will then fall upon the park like leather-decked predators on a particularly fun carcass!

Now the traditional Sanctum Sanctorum for the Gluteus Maximus: We may march to a different drumbeat, but it’s still their Jungle. So anything homicidal, sexual, supernatural or pharmacological involvin’ anything animal, vegetable, or mineral contrary to the Laws of their Jungle will make Happy Naked Molerat sad...an’ we don’t want that, now do we...? So keep yer paws where they can see ‘em, or at least don’t get caught, or else Happy Molerat won’t go naked this winter, ya dig, skinjob?

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