we_tell_lies (original) (raw)

Wow, this place still exists.

29 December 2005 @ 02:43 pm

1. I am a coffee addict, a sex addict, a tv addict and thats only the beginning.
2. My cat Steve loves poptarts.
3. I recieved my first kiss when I was 10.

Which one is a lie?

Current Mood: cold

01 November 2005 @ 05:13 am

Pick the lie from this line-up!

1. I have congential herpes! My mother got it from a preacher when she was still! In! High! School!
2. When I was arrested, the dude who was just at the jail as a break in transit from maxi-max to maxi-max showed me his gang tattoos to calm me down from my crying jag. (It worked.)
3. One time I crashed the car twice in so short a period of time that when I tried to send it to the repair shop, the shop secretary said, "that can't possibly be the car you think it is..." to the police impound lot tow guy and refused to take it, resulting in an extra two week's worth of impoundment fees while I sorted the whole mess out.

Have yerself a fun time there!

13 October 2005 @ 02:55 pm

1. I stopped having a bedwetting problem after age 8.
2. I liked to pee on a wooden floor and got my mom mad.
3. I lit the matches and burned paper towels in backyard.

Tell me which one is false.

And NO, I AM NOT A SOCIOPATH!! (if you're curious.)

Edit: Sorry about the misunderstanding. TRUTHFULLY, I am not a sociopath.

22 August 2005 @ 08:28 pm

I am going to delete this journal and set up a new one. I am not going to tell any of my LJ friends what my new identity is and see if they want to friend me based on this new journal info.

Current Mood: frustrated

05 August 2005 @ 04:35 pm

I drew this:

True or False?
(Explain reason(s) if you want.)

One of my statements is a lie.

1. My first orgasm came at the tender age of 9 when I was climbing the rope in PE class at school.

2. I stole a car from the little old lady down the street who left her keys in the ignition. I was 12 and just wanted to go for a joy ride. I hit her mailbox when I was trying to re-park it. I never got caught but I still feel bad about it.

3. I got approached by a roadie at a Bon Jovi concert to come back-stage to "meet the band". I was 15.

Current Mood: devious

That is my brain.

1. I'm a published author.
2. I've been in college 8 years.
3. There is a warrant out for my arrest.

Wow, you people don't know me at all. The lie was #2 I've only been in college 7 years.

This isn't really what I intended the community for, but I guess it can fit while we gather more people so we can turn this into a blinding whirlwind of lies!

One of these is a lie.

1. I graduated from high school at 16, and had two degrees before my 21st birthday.

2. My father is an actor, and has been on TV and in movies many times. I was even in a movie with him once.

3. I worked as a Quality Assurance technician for Interplay on Baldur's Gate (and other titles).

4. I am a Production Artist and a Graphic Designer. My work has been published and I've even had showings at art galleries.

5. I once held a man's still beating heart in my hand and watched it stop.

6. I went to the same high school as John Stamos.

So, which one is it? Try to give reasons why you think it's a lie.

Current Music: Judas Priest - Saints In Hell

when i was a young i would meet up with traveling sales men and have sex with them in motels. then one time i was down between some sales mans legs doing my business when he told me that i would probably like something. i thought to myself on no another crazy one. then he told me that he got into fucking his own dog. i came up off him and said to him that must hurt after you bust a nut cause it isnt like you can pull out that quit. he said he didnt care cause he would just wait for the dog to calm down or he would jack the dog off so he could pull his own human cock out of the dog.

i got my shit and took his beer and left. and i never did sales man sex again.

Current Music: "Honky Cat" by Elton John - Musicmatch Jukebox

I think I have to do the same as drdouglasp just did.

Tell me which one is a lie about me:

1. I make dresses for Civil War reenactment events.
2. I traveled all over New England last summer.
3. I have a roommate from China and she taught me how to read in Chinese.
4. I almost bought a rifle of my own.

Good luck. :)

A friend of mine in high school (Bobby) was bragging to the other kids that he had tickets to this show at the Omni in Atlanta. It was Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band and he had back stage passes for him and a few of his friends.

I didn't believe him so I asked his dad, all cool like. His dad said, "Yeah. My nephew is sending a limo down to pick him up for the show." Seems the nephew was the drummer (he used to drum for Grand Funk too, btw.)

Another bit of his family trivia....his dad taught World History, Sociology, and Economics. He was using as an example his cousin who was a self-made man in Economics. Seems his cousin was the dentist for the Dallas Cowboys all through the 70's and 80's. We didn't believe him until he produced a pic of his cousin amongst the cheerleaders inscribed "Do you wish you were here?".

Current Mood: cheerful

Current Music: S.O.D. "Pussywhipped"