We're Not Thirsty (original) (raw)

Dehydrators?	[21 Feb 2006\|03:42pm]
What dehydrators do you know of to keep liquid levels as low as possible?So far I've got:CrackersLemon (the dehydrating effect outweighs the fact that it's liquidy)ToastPaperSaltCan you think of any other ones? Plz help, I want to be 110lb by June.
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	[20 Oct 2005\|02:20pm]
[ mood \| depressed ] HI LADIES!!It's your mod and I just wanted to see how everyone was doing... I'm so bad lately... :(I wish that there was some way to pump H2O directly into my veins so I didn't have to consume the evil shit... But there it is, tempting me...HELP!
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	[26 Sep 2005\|07:00pm]
[ mood \| WATER IS THE ENEMY ] OH MY GAWD I AM SO THIRSTY RITE NOW.no but srsly :( I need some fucking support, man.Who wants to be my dehydration buddy?o & you guyz, we need to find out the name of the dehydration goddess. How 'bout DEHYDRATING DEBORAH? suggestions plz!!
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	[26 Sep 2005\|02:46pm]
[ mood \| determined ] Today I cut back to 3 teaspoons of water. I am trying for 2 by tomorrow. My goal is to be completely purged of this disgusting stuff soon, hopefully by next month. I want to look hawt for the winter formal.I have a story though. I need some support here.I was at a party the other day, and they wanted me to drink some iced tea!!11 UGH! How could they even begin to understand my plight. It's not fair, I struggle day in and day out, nobody can understand this sorrow. I feel like the more I can release this disgusting water from myself, the sooner I will be pure and beautiful. I don't even do this for attraction purposes(though god knows boys hate those hydrated girls..), I do it because deep down inside, I am drowning in this water. I need to be dry and perfect and gorgeous. I strive for waterless nirvana.
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[26 Sep 2005|02:46pm]

[ **mood** |

determined ] Today I cut back to 3 teaspoons of water. I am trying for 2 by tomorrow. My goal is to be completely purged of this disgusting stuff soon, hopefully by next month. I want to look hawt for the winter formal.I have a story though. I need some support here.I was at a party the other day, and they wanted me to drink some iced tea!!11 UGH! How could they even begin to understand my plight. It's not fair, I struggle day in and day out, nobody can understand this sorrow. I feel like the more I can release this disgusting water from myself, the sooner I will be pure and beautiful. I don't even do this for attraction purposes(though god knows boys hate those hydrated girls..), I do it because deep down inside, I am drowning in this water. I need to be dry and perfect and gorgeous. I strive for waterless nirvana.

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It's A SICK, SAD world....	[18 Aug 2005\|10:09pm]
[ mood \| THEM DUMB BITCHES! ] I saw some terrible show a few months back that consisted of following the Olsen twins around Virgin Records for the day. Yes, believe it or not, I had to see how these two shop for music and what they consider music? After a short, tiring and unbelievably painful stretch of ten minutes, those retarded blondes pulled out a slip of paper with what they wanted and shoved them in some poor employee's face. They are too stupid to even shop for their own music. ::::::::::shakes head in disgust:::::::::
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It's A SICK, SAD world....

[18 Aug 2005|10:09pm]

[ **mood** |

THEM DUMB BITCHES! ] I saw some terrible show a few months back that consisted of following the Olsen twins around Virgin Records for the day. Yes, believe it or not, I had to see how these two shop for music and what they consider music? After a short, tiring and unbelievably painful stretch of ten minutes, those retarded blondes pulled out a slip of paper with what they wanted and shoved them in some poor employee's face. They are too stupid to even shop for their own music. ::::::::::shakes head in disgust:::::::::

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