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anna i have to tell you	[May. 27th, 2005|08:21 am]What You Do to Have Sex
[My Marriage Makes Me Feel** |im so sorry] [Wedding Bells Sound Like**	bright eyes. easy lucky free]i have divorced mike and am having an affair with conor. i understand if you no longer wish to speak to me, but i hope you can forgive the both of us. that is all. im so sorry.
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Mod here!	[Apr. 22nd, 2005|10:16 pm]What You Do to Have Sex
[My Marriage Makes Me Feel** |in love] [Wedding Bells Sound Like**	Bright Eyes "I Won't Ever be Happy Again"]Call me crazy, but I'm changing my marriage. There may not seem to be much point considering how dead the community is, for which I DEEPLY apologize to all members and, who knows, that may just change someday *gives all non-posting members the evil eye*.Down to business, Matt Mahaffey, as wonderful and great and awesome as being married to him is, it's just not working out. Lately, there's been somebody I can't seem to get off my mind and I must be fair to my spouse and, most importantly, to my heart *silent single tear*. I hereby claim Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes for, what should be, obvious reasons. If anybody has the right idea about anything, he does, and I know we belong together. Feel free to send wedding gifts, we don't have a smoothie maker yet or a hammock.Love to you all!Anna Napier-Oberst
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(no subject)	[Mar. 10th, 2005|10:08 pm]What You Do to Have Sex
[**My Marriage Makes Me Feel** |accomplished]Well, dangit, following my own rules, I'm only taking one of the hundreds of men I'm after and FINALLY claiming...MATT MAHAFFEY of the band, Self. Oh, I do love my Matt... Don't be surprised if I get divorced as soon as possible, however, and claim my other soul mate who shall remain nameless so as not to tempt others that may want to steal him. Maybe I'll go dyke someday, who knows? Hope you all are well!Anna
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coolness, at least I can claim him here!	[Mar. 10th, 2005|03:28 pm]What You Do to Have Sex
[**My Marriage Makes Me Feel** |cheerful]whoamygod! what an awesome community!! I hereby claim Matthew Stintson!! He was the crush I had for like, 6 years throughout highschool! I would still do almost anything to get him now but I got engaged to a guy who actually asked me out x ) Hah Imadork!and if I could claim a girl it would probably be...the girl from the band evanesense! shes hot <3anyways, I am trying to find a dress. I think I am going to fly away somewhere tropical, get married on the beach and chill for atleast a week there and do the honeymoon thing, and then come back home (michigan) and have a small dinner party/reception, What do you guys think? Any ideas where I can find an inexpensive dress for beach-use? any help is appreciated very much so!~Nikki Rose
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Ryan and I	[Feb. 25th, 2005|04:38 pm]What You Do to Have Sex
[My Marriage Makes Me Feel** |loved] [Wedding Bells Sound Like**	msng - Indie Pop Rocks!]So Ryan and i got married. yep, it's official. we had a beautiful wedding. kirsten and sandy threw us a gorgeous but completely down to earth (and cheap) wedding. i'm sure they wanted ryan to have a big wedding for us, but we both dont want a huge thing. just flowers and an altar and a few of our close friends. Theresa was there with her newborn. she's finally happy ryan found a stable woman to love, and love him back. Marissa was there too, but i wasn't too concerned with her. She might've drunked herself into a nice stupor. Seth, i'm told, tried to keep his self-centered (not meant in a mean way) ramblings to a minimum and gave a beautiful best man speech at the intimate reception. We're away on our honeymoon now. Northern Cali. on the Big Sur. Gorgeous out here. Well that's it for now. TTFN!!
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