Scary Movie 5 (2013) (original) (raw)

Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late.

Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. (less)

Director: Malcolm D. Lee
Writers: Pat Proft, David Zucker, Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Starring: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Gracie Whitton, Ava Kolker, Dylan Morris, Ryan Morris
Narrator: Josh Robert Thompson
Producers: David Zucker, Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein

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Review by Brian Orndorf, April 12, 2013

1 / 10

�Scary Movie V� opens with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in bed. Then they begin to have sex. Then �Yakety Sax� kicks in to score their gymnastic lovemaking session. And this is the type of viewing experience �Scary Movie V� becomes, with bad ideas spread like curdled butter over lousy ideas, and it doesn�t let up for 75 minutes (add another 15 for the end credits). What began with the Wayans Brothers spoofing �Scream� has now turned into a cinematic garbage bin for the franchise�s fifth outing, with a reduction in budget, casting surprises, and fodder for satire flattening the potential for ...read more...

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