Taskmaster Series 12, Episode 8 - A Couple Of Ethels - British Comedy Guide (original) (raw)

Taskmaster. Victoria Coren Mitchell. Copyright: Avalon Television

This week, Desiree draws on her face, Guz endures a ball to the groin and Alan loses an eye.

Prize task: The best thing you use for something other than its actual purpose.

- Desiree Burch: A cat toilet she uses as a storage unit. - 5
- Alan Davies: A child's toothbrush with a suction cup base, which he uses to pull out hard-to-remove halogen light bulbs. - 4
- Guz Khan: A clothes-hanger iPhone holder, which he doesn't use that often. - 3
- Morgana Robinson: Arse cream, which she uses to reduce puffy eyes. - 2
- Victoria Coren Mitchell: A bread bin, which she puts bread on and around, rather than inside. - 1

Task 1: Make and wear a popcorn necklace with at least five pieces of popcorn, and then do the opposite of the following: You must under no circumstances not avoid not making the bell not ring. The task is over when have either run the bell or not run the bell and say: "I did the right thing", three times. Fastest to not do the wrong thing wins. If you don't do the right thing, you lose five points. Your time started when you started reading the task.

- Guz: 5:37 and rang the bell. (The instruction orders you to not ring the bell, but you have to do the opposite, and thus ring the bell.) - 5
- Alan: 11 minutes and rang the bell. - 4
- Morgana: 16 minutes and rang the bell. - 3
- Desiree: 5:35, but did not ring the bell. - -5
- Victoria: 7:38, but did not ring the bell. - -5

Task 2 (Team Task), Part 2: Provide the most iconic and memorable commentary for this brilliant one minute of socially distanced sport. One of you must commentate on the action, the other(s) must provide analysis. Best commentary on the most brilliant socially distanced sport wins. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now. Part 1: Play the most brilliant minute of socially distanced sport. You have ten minutes. Your time starts now.

- Alan and Victoria had the best sport; but Desiree, Guz and Morgana had the best commentary. 5 points for everyone.

Task 3: Make your face look like another face when your face is turned upside-down. Most expressive and radically different upside down face wins. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now.

- Alan - 5
- Victoria - 5
- Guz - 4
- Morgana - 4
- Desiree - 2

Live task: Pop up before the object, but only just. You are only allowed to pop up once. Closest to the pop before the pop wins the round. If you pop up after the object, you get no points in that round. Best after three rounds wins (Round 1: Toaster. Round 2: Jack-in-the-box. Round 3: Balloon.)

- Morgana - 5
- Guz - 4
- Alan - 3
- Victoria - 3
- Desiree - 2

Final scores

- Alan - 21
- Guz - 21
- Morgana - 19
- Desiree - 9
- Victoria - 9

Tie-break task: Blow a feather across a table as fast as possible using only your nose. Fastest wins.

- Alan: 9.5 seconds - Winner
- Guz: 28.7 seconds

Broadcast details

Date

Thursday 11th November 2021

Time

9pm

Channel

Channel 4

Length

60 minutes

Cast & crew

Cast

Greg Davies Host / Presenter
Alex Horne Host / Presenter
Alan Davies Self
Desiree Burch Self
Guz Khan Self
Morgana Robinson Self
Victoria Coren Mitchell Self

Writing team

Alex Horne Writer
Tim Key Task Consultant

Production team

Andy Devonshire Series Director
Andy Cartwright Series Producer
Richard Allen-Turner Executive Producer
James Taylor Executive Producer
Jon Thoday Executive Producer
Rob Aslett Executive Producer
Andy Devonshire Executive Producer
Alex Horne Executive Producer
Dan Trelfer Edit Producer
Vicky Winter Line Producer
Roberta Grady Edit Producer
Thomas Perrett Editor
Rebecca Bowker Editor
James Dillon Production Designer
Sam Montague Director of Photography
John Ford Lighting Designer
Dru Masters Composer
Tom Howe Composer
Martin Rosten Graphics

Videos

Turn you face upside down

Make your face look like another face when your face is upside down.

Featuring: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Desiree Burch, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Alan Davies, Guz Khan & Morgana Robinson.

Sport Commentary

Create the best sport and provide the best commentary.

Featuring: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Desiree Burch, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Alan Davies, Guz Khan & Morgana Robinson.