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Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 9 DVD
There are some problems that a shag and a kebab can't solve... Will Gaz finally realise that there is life outside the Runcorn Ring Road?
• Is Tim really prepared to rip up his John Barrowman photo and win his wife back?
• Is a hand whisk the thin end of...
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 8 DVD
Including the alternative ending!
• How will Corinthian ever remember his father now that Jonny's ear wax candle has gone?
• Is there more to being a policewoman than just 'lesbian chic'?
• Is 'pot pourri' really French for 'not crisps'?
• Is Donna a Wimbledon or a Wimbledon't? Or is Tim talking...
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 7 DVD
Torn between two lovers - one of them is her best friend's bloke and one of them is dead!
• Does a Knightrider snow-globe necessarily count as "tacky crap"?
• Is a tattoo of Kris Akabusi a suitable memorial for a dead husband?
• Under what circumstances can an erection be classified...
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 6 DVD
They're demolishing the Archers - and that's just the start of the nightmare!
• Might Gaz go into the red at the sperm bank?
• Would Jonny really swap Corinthian McVitie for a t-shirt?
• Could Louise be Princess Diana's and Nelson Mandela's love child?
• Would pork scratchings really beat mini cheddars...
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 5 DVD
Can going to her mother's funeral really make Donna horny? Can Janet cure Jonny's agoraphobia with 'biscuit therapy'? How did Louise get a job buying alcohol for underage teens? Does the cupboard-under-the-stairs contain the thing Gaz's most scared of - a ghostly sheep?
So Jonny got shot by the police......
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 3 & 4 DVD
Louise really believes you can "un-sleep with people.... by doing pelvic floor exercises".
Apparently Jonny's parents invented an over-achieving brother to make him work harder.
Gaz's half brother Munch claims it's OK to nick things from the supermarket. "They can't do you for it once you've robbed it. It's called...
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps - Series 1 & 2 DVD
"Does a toothbrush constitute moving in?"
"Are the three phrases that form the basis of any lasting relationship really 'Put the kettle on', 'What's on telly?' and 'Fancy a shag?'"
"How can you lose weight when a tablespoon of semen has 1, 000 calories?"
"Does arranging your porn collection in...