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Brett Stevens and the Black Dahlia Murder were drinking in Brett’s white van. Brett’s book signing for Nihilism: A Philosophy Based In Nothingness And Eternity had gone well. However the hour grew late…

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Tags: Bolt Thrower, brett stevens, cheetos, deathcore, hamm's, homoeroticism, homosexuality, jolt cola, meta, Nihilism, pipe smoking, poseurs, the black dahlia murder

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Tags: alan blaisdell, apostate viaticum, arria paetus, black 'n roll, Cranial Engorgement, cripa oculta, crustcore, dawn of retaliation, death 'n' roll, death of kings, deathcore, degotten, délétère, destroyers of all, epitaph, firespawn, gates of ishtar, hellias, Holocausto, inferno, legion massacre, metalcore, morbid flesh, necroblood, norrskold, obscure devotion, pestilent age, pestlegion, porta daemonium, poseurs, Possession, sadistic metal reviews, screamo, sepulchral, thrash metal, varmia, womb of maggots, xysma

Reviews by Lucius Vorenus.

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Tags: 2017, azarath, biesy, black 'n roll, blaze of perdition, butt rock, cytotoxin, deathcore, der weg einer freheit, hate, homosexuality, mord'a'stigmata, poland, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, sun of the sleepless, svart crown, the ruins of beverast

The Black Dahlia Murder think that they’re the new Bolt Thrower. Nowhere in space and grind does that make any sense. It’s time for a new short story. You guys will vote on what happens next. A new chapter will go up every day until the weekend.

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Tags: Bolt Thrower, brett stevens, deathcore, hamm's, homoeroticism, merch, merchandise, meta, Nihilism, pipe smoking, poseurs, shirts, sodomize the weak, the black dahlia murder, tshirts

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Tags: artillery, ashaena, averse sefira, aversions crown, besieged, blood moon, bonesteel, crime, crossover thrash, Cult of Luna, dark angel, deathblow, deathcore, doctor livingstone, drude, enemy remains, gladiator, lock up, locust leaves, metalcore, noctiferia, nu-metal, panikk, poseurs, rehash, righteous vendetta, sadistic metal reviews, Sauron, shadow of bedlam, spacetrucker, Speed Metal, thrash metal, venereal baptism, War Metal

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Tags: abhoth, acid, adult contemporary, aima, anvil strykez, AOR, aosoth, Atreides, black 'n roll, burial ritual, carnal decay, cryptic brood, czar, deathcore, desolate shrine, drought, female vocals, hard rock, heavy baby sea slugs, illimitable dolor, insanity cult, metalcore, mindful of pripyat, mortifica, nyogthaeblisz, poseurs, post-hardcore, rites of thy degringolade, sadistic metal reviews, screamo, solitary, stadium rock, stench of profit, stoner rock, Summoning, Supremative, synth pop, synthpop, synthwave, the charm the fury, the ossuary, War Metal

Review by Lucius Vorenus.

Wiking 1940 is an act I would generously describe as some genuinely confused crap. Even adjusting for the fact that they have a session member named Lord Himmler, they’re still really effeminate.

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Tags: 2017, Ambient, black 'n roll, homoeroticism, Italy, national socialist black metal, noise, nsbm, poseurs, review, screamo, War Metal, wiking 1940

Poseur cash grab Finnish label Blood Music posted his favorites albums of 2017 recently on his Mosh Core Trends Fun book page. Nobody needs a 24 LP boxed set of Emperor (Only need In the Nightside Eclipse and Wrath of the Tyrant / Emperor compilation CD) featuring rehearsals of Ihsahn’s mom telling Emperor to stop dressing up like The Lost Boys and nobody needs anything on this poseur’s shilling list. Nobody wants to pay to join Blood Music’s fan club to buy his hipster merchandise. Blood Music should go shoot himself. A hollow point to the back of the head gets the job done as he has to blow up his shill lizard brain to make sure he dies for good. Do it.

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Tags: 2017, blood music, cash grab, cormorant, crypto-indie, danger, elder, Enslaved, hipster, indie rock, jeremy enigk, master boot record, metalcore, poseur, poseurs, sadistic metal reviews, septic flesh, septicflesh, shills, slowdive, sludge, stoner rock, techno, the faceless

Decibel Magazine and Albert Mudrian have long been known as poseurs and shills.

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Tags: albert mudrian, alternative rock, blast beat network, crypto-indie, decibel, Enslaved, hipster bullshit, indie rock, khemmis, Myrkur, news, non metal metal pop crap, poseurs, shills, stoner rock, tour dates, upcoming tour, US tour, wolves in the throne room