Fairy Tail:Where's my CAKE?!! by 0Eka0 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

*Everyone in the guild backs off, once they stop, the turn to a certain pink haired dragon slayer...*
Erza: "You..." *stomps over* "Look at me, Natsu." *grabs his face with one hand* "LOOK AT ME! I can see the look on your face, you may as well come clean and tell me where the cake is."
Natsu: (nervously) "No idea what you mean, Erza. I don't know anything about your cake, no clue at all."
Erza: "Okay, how did a cake that I carefully set alongside all the other groups of food for later suddenly go missing?"
(Natsu sweats nervously... Erza's eyes widen.)
Erza: "Hm, I see some crumbs you left on your last meal."
Natsu: (panics) "AGH, I FORGOT ABOUT THE CRUMBS!" (realises he's been tricked...)
(Erza now seeing white crumbs and a sniff of strawberry... she growls as her eyes go white and an irk appears on her head.)
Erza: "I KNEW IT WAS YOU!"
(She kicks Natsu, so hard that it sends him flying across the guild hall, his head bangs into a wall)
Gray: "He had it coming..."
Gajeel: "Moron..."
Happy: "Told ya that would happen..."
(Natsu remains dazed from the kick)

(Comment Author's note: Couldn't resist! I got it from Sanji interrogating Luffy on the food for Alabasta xD)