The Gay Excuse by 1of2dads on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

I bust into my son's room thinking he has a girl in there and his mother is right down stairs. But instead it his best friend Joe and they are in the middle of doing gay stuff.

I yell what the fuck you guys.

They apologize and explain they are gay and they decided last night to tell everyone today.

I say well that's a good excuse for doing that ... carry on. My mind was racing they make a cute couple. How can I explain it to their mother.

I just caught our son doing gay stuff, and he told me he was gay.

Mom - I must admit you are handling that news really well.

Looking at them naked together in bed was like hot gay porn. When they say they were gay it made perfect since and I could see it and understand why.

Mom - Remember that when people start looking for a parent to blame for having a gay son. But your right they would make a killing doing gay porn together.

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