Northen Felis Mage by 1stTraPanDiv on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"Why no officer I don't know anything about someone turning peasants into chickens."

*Chickens clucking in background.*

"Riiiight ma'am just pu the staff do...."

"POCKET SAND! Run Winston, I can't go back to shire. Those Orc B&*#!s in dungeon block D know my name!"

"Affirmative running I didn't do nuffin.exe."

*British narrators voice*

"Mages often run afoul of society when there are no beast nor dragons to be slain."

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