So how much weight have you gained by 61021376 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

It's a nice balance, you give it your age and height, strip down, climb on it, and it not only tells you your weight but also whether or not it's appropriate. Very useful. Except this one is obviously broken.
"What the... PLUMP??" Jerry exclaims to himself, gets down, and types his measurements again. "I'll give you plump..."
He stands on the balance again; same result. Apparently as soon as you're an adult, you should stop eating muffins and just turn into a skeleton, otherwise the balance will call you fat.
"You're broken??"
He's startled by the sound of the shower curtain being drawn.
"Sooo, little bro, how much weight have you gained?" Seb's voice sneers. "You should calm down on the muffins..." This jerk is so absent-minded, he sometimes just falls asleep right after his shower and just chills there.
"N... none of your business!" Jerry snaps, and runs off to his room.
"Your girlfriend likes pokemon?" Seb teases a bit cluelessly. "...Jerry, you've forgotten your clothes..." He walks out of the shower and picks up his brother's pants and shirt. "Odd, first time I see him so self-conscious about his weight... this little freakazoid."