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Literature

Comedy Cantina

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away A young typing jedi Is on a start of an adventure that will change his life... well, 10 minutes of his life at least ... After failing to graduate from the jedi academy our young padawan tried his luck as a stand-up comedian in the Chalmun's Cantina on the planet Tatooine... Good evening, My name is Luke, like that Skywalker guy. You know that dummy? His father was Mannequin Skywalker! *crickets* Is this thing on? You never know if the mic is off or if someone plays mind tricks on you, especialy with that guy sithing there in the dark side of the bar! *cough* *cough* *cough* Wow, tough crowd Well,