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Angus and Miki: June Beetle

A June beetle flies in Angus' bedroom Miki freaks out: "Ahh! Aah! Get that away from me!!" Angus: "Wait, wait! Mick, it's okay!" Miki: "What is that??!!" Angus: "It's a June Beetle, Mick. It's completely harmless, and it won't hurt you." Miki relaxes and sees the beetle flying around the room. Miki: "Angus, why are you smiling?" Angus: "Do you know what this means?" Miki: "...whut...?" Angus: "According to black footed ferret superstition, if a June beetle flies into your room, that indicates good luck, which means that something good is gonna come around in probably a few hours or even a day from now.... Ehh, Mick why did you shut the window?" Miki: "First, it's freakin hot outside, and second; if we keep the bug inside, we can get inflinite good luck!" Angus: "Wha-...No, no, no! That's not how it works! Good luck is only a one time thing, you can't just trap it inside, it needs to go out, it has places to go!!" Miki: "But if we let it out, what if the bug dies from heat