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Least Preferred Method Of Death:

Dec 24, 2014 | 200 votes

• Dying in the vacuum of space and/or Black Hole
• Death by Crushing/most likely stomped on by a giant bipedal mech
• Drowning, probably from your boat sinking after running into a kraken
• Being stuck in the time loop of an Ashton Kutcher flick until you commit suicide
• Run over by a Prius driven by Justin Beiber
• Being cast in a Michael Bay film.
• Supervirus that causes massive amount of anal seepage til you die of dehydration
• Supervolcano that rains fire, pumice and Nicki Minaj wigs
• Super nuclear mega disasters that turns us all into organic goo.