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PPP: Wizard Swears

Wizard Swears Harry: Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banded from Hogwarts. I didn't know that wizards had swears. Hermione: Of course they do Harry. They're called "Wizard Swears". Ron: Ooh, like cauldron bum. Harry: Really? That's adorable. Hermione: Oh, they're worse than that. Read some Harry. Harry: Let's see here. Son of a Banshee. That's useful. Hermione: Swish and Flicker. That's my favorite. Snape: Ahem. Do my ears detect foul mouthedness? Hermione: Oh no, Professor Sna- Harry: Voldemort's Nipple! Snape: Excuse me?! Hermione: Harry! Snape: I refuse to have this filth spilled in my presence, Mr.