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Get lucky (TK Fiction) (Updated)

You’d think becoming a henchman for the biggest villain in the state would’ve required more than just a drug test, but here we are. I shouldn’t be too surprised I guess, Dr. Midas’s evil lair was the 3rd largest job provider outside of Amazon and Walmart this year. I have friends who got their first jobs hocking Midas’s gold plated cutlery, MLM style. When I asked management about that division, they said they didn’t like calling it a pyramid scheme. Internally they refer to it as an “all consuming vortex”, I guess that explains the brochure designs. I’m getting off track. I started work a month ago! I got the designation of Hechperson #2020, a fact my manager, Boss #0723 has made me aware of every day since I started. “I expect you to keep an eye on things 2020 :D”. It was kinda funny the first time. Less so the 7th. Truth be told that kinda is my job description if you boil it down. As a henchperson, most of my shift is walking from one part of the lair to another, keeping my eyes