Sorry Aju! (Aju Nanuq Compliation) by BicepsualReturns on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Aju was left out of the supermodel video even though I prepared everything for her. so I made her a little video to apologize for (and dump videos of her and the aurora borealis - cuz she's inuit - in the process)

Guest: Athena Pappas

Sorry, Aju

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Oh Aju, we really did you wrong,

Left you out of the supermodel throng,

It wasn’t the code or the algorithm’s heart,

But the editor’s AI just fell apart!

We swear it wasn’t intentional,

Your face, so unique, sensational,

The AI’s blur forgot to focus,

Left out the star with the brightest locus!

Chorus

But Aju, we’ll make it right,

You’ll shine like the Northern Lights,

With your beauty, so unorthodox,

A whole video for you—no paradox!

Gentle, sweet, and strong you are,

Next time, girl, you’ll be the star!

The neural nets were tangled, see,

Deep learning got lost in your rarity,

It wasn’t trained for beauty so bold,

The GPU froze—your pixels on hold!

But worry not, your moment’s near,

The Northern Lights will soon appear,

A gentle scene, all for you,

The camera’s focus where it’s due!

Chorus

Oh Aju, we’ll make it right,

In a solo video, you’ll take flight,

A model and muscled queen divine,

With every frame, you’ll shine and shine!

Gentle, sweet, and oh so strong,

Next time, girl, it won’t go wrong!

Bridge

Our cloud crashed, the servers whimpered,

The AI sobbed, a bit dismembered,

But we promise, Aju, just you wait,

You’ll get your video—it’ll be great!

Outro

So here’s our grovel, truth’s laid bare,

All those excuses? Just hot air,

I admit it, Aju, no need to dig,

I simply forgot—that’s the whole gig!