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You're a Mean One, Dr. Doof

You're a mean one, Dr. Doof, You really are a grump, You're as pleasant as a pimple, You're as smooth as a lump, Dr. Doof, You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump! You're a monster, Dr. Doof, You give us all a scare! You're as kind and gentle As a rabid polar bear, Dr. Doof, I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair! You're a vile one, Dr. Doof, I'm really sure of that, You have all the charming cuteness Of a one-eyed vampire bat, Dr. Doof, Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat! You're a rotter, Dr. Doof, Your plans are so monstrous, You're wacky and you're cr