Grouchy Karen by bobascher on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

I awwed at Elle as she sat in my jar with her tongue stuck out. My body tingled as I caused this reaction from her. I hoped she fully melted down and gave me a tantrum. I jiggled the jar trying to elicit that response.

Some may think I should feel bad, but I don’t. Elle was a real Karen with me. Out of the goodness of my heart I made her several loaves of bread, but not enough for a party she was hosting. I had no further ability to help her. She demanded I do though.

So sick of her crap, I decided to remove that party from her mind too. She will now happily live in my pantry. If she does have guests show up, I will happily take them as gifts for other people. I already have the perfect tiny for me.