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ASDFMovie8 Crossover Edition!
Justin Bieber: (Singing) π΅Ooh, baby! I love you, baby! π΅ Didi Pickles: Stay away from my baby! Tommy Pickles: *unnaturally deep voice* But mother, I love him. πΌππΏπππ€π«ππ8 πΎπ§π€π¨π¨π€π«ππ§ ππππ©ππ€π£! (static) Matt: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories. Edd: When did this all start? Matt: Well... (zooming on his face) AAAAAAHHHHH--!! (static) Driver Dan: hey, what time is it? Mr Muffin: it's muffin time! Sweetie: uh it's actually 12:30 Mr Muffin: SOMEBODY KILL ME! (static) Miss Jolly: Miss, you need to pay for your food. Zooter: nope *pukes on a burger onto Miss Jolly's plate* (static) Maureen: Oh, Baby, don't cry! Baby Star: (Cries) Maureen: Seriously, Baby, cut it out! (Baby Star continues to cry) Maureen: Baby! This is the worst date ever! (static) Narrator: And now, a cow pretending to be a man. Peep: Quack, are you a cow? Quack: What? No! Cow: Ya, me neither! You guys wanna go Skateboard? (static) Marinette (Mariko): My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world! Sue (Shizuka): Hehehe! My boyfriend said that too! (gets stabbed) Marinette (Mariko): (demonic voice) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. (static) Mr. Bump: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP! Mr. Fussy: ...Those are clouds. Mr. Bump: *Zooming in on face* NOOOOOO--! (static) Eddy: You're leaving me? Petty: Sorry, Eddy. I've met a REAL man. Cow: Hi, Petty! Yes, I am a real man. You wanna go Skateboard? (static) (Puppy panting) Whyatt Beanstalk: You're adopted! (High-pitch dramatic fanfare plays) (Puppy looks terrified) (static) (Pingupresses a button on the elevator, then runs off just before it opens up) Granpat (TPSS): You darn kids get off my property! (static) Clarence: Knock knock! Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely. (static) Lumpy the Moose: Would you like to see a magic trick? Cuddles the Rabbit: (smiling; zooming in on happy face) ...No! (static) Elmore (Billie's Dad): Awww. Look at the Little Baby. Baby: (Coos) EImore (Billie's Dad): And Now Look at the Big Baby! Big Baby: Wah! (static) Mickey Mouse: My friends... They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?! (Shows his cartoon friends dead and lying on ground) (The skateboard cow rides by) Cow: (In whisper) Skateboard. (Statics)