Comm: Derpy the Visionary Mailvan! by ColonelRockrits on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

If this was in a Transformation kind of sense. It would start off with Derpy coming over to some new mail company in the human world, thanks to the cross being stabilized between them and diplomatic relations being settled in and the whole transformation craze going around. Derpy was bound to find a great fitting job with a fitting form for that as well.

She soon went in for her first day on the job and for some reason the zany manager decided to have a great idea of turning her into something to carry more stuff around...of course it was consensual and the manager had no ill intend towards the cross eyed winged horse. So, with a black liquid potion that looked like oil Derpy decided to down about half of it with no hesitation, it tasted like tasty syrup with an oily texture to it which she would smack her lips...it was like dark chocolate on some donut!

Within seconds Derpy would emit a loud burp which slowly turned into that of a loud honk that would've been seen on a small truck, making him cover her mouth in shock in which she giggled but that came out as small revs. After that comedic sort of temporarily vocal loss he soon felt heavy all over as she began slowly growing in size and mass...

Her entire body was starting to swell up like a large blimp, but at the same time her soft fur was beginning to harden into soft but cold and smooth metal in which the grey was now becoming more of a paint job than a fur color. Her legs were also starting to become quite hard and metallic too, turning a more mechanical grey while the hooves were becoming more jet black around the edges while the palms of the hooves were becoming a plastic-ish white.

Her body meanwhile was becoming fully rectangular, including her muzzle which grew wider and wider as the chin pushed out underneath, becoming blacker while some arched cuts were being made around the shoulders and thighs which were for the wheels to fit underneath. While that happened her tail would suddenly slap and stick to her posterior and began flattening and reshaping into that of a large square...though actually it wouldn't be a static decal as many bones and organs were starting to be replaced and most importantly being hollowed out to make space for packages and mail to be stored inside.

The heart would be moved over to the front...the muzzle which now was becoming the longnose rectangular front of that of a van with square headlights, both indicators for turning and the main ones expanding on each cheek with the mouth being stretched till they were at least half a meter away from them. The heart would expand, turning into complex tubes, cogs, pistons and wiring which eventually became the powerful engine to drive the drivetrain and axles which formed from the former fore and hind legs.

The fuel tank would form from her stomach expanding for storing the most important liquid to keep herself satiated and to drive. Despite that, Derpy could still feel the ability to eat horse food still which would probably be converted into fuel cause...magic!

With other organs becoming more miscellaneous systems The backside of hers was now a spacious storage room while the Tail became a railed shutter to keep the parcels secured inside and from falling out...Or possible crooks trying to steal the said parcels for their own nefarious gain. Along with that the back had circular taillights and indicators now appearing on either sides of the doorframe.

Two additional doors meant for the cab would from from the sides of her head, opening up to see that the rest of the inside of her skull was now that of a typical driver's cabin with a steering wheel, dashboard, pedals and and two comfy seats on both sides for a driver and a passenger to sit and commandeer the soon to be vehicle. Some of her skin became translucent glass as her ears would then thin out and become two packed wing mirrors.

Her mane would become a large rectangular roof, being the whole color of it which was peach and also made the color of an overhang just above her eyes as the mane had reshaped into a more rectangular shape fitting for a common delivery van. Her eyes would become huge squares of one-way mirrors which were now her functional eyes. Her eyelashes now also being her wipers also made the trim around the windshields too with three lashes on each side.

With that along with her cutie mark being slightly modified to have a envelop in the bubbles and enlarged to be the backside personal emblem and blue and red stripes being formed to encircle her sides just below the side windows...Derpy was now finished changingnow a fully animate, talking stretchy and of course, Derpy looking Mailvan!

Derpy was quite perplexed but excited than ever to have became a sentient vehicle, with that she tested her wheels and body to try and move it organically. To her delight they bended and stretched if they were made of taffy and that would make her stretch her right axles and wave her left wheel out like a leg while raising her front up like she was flexing her back, as now seen in the pic shown here!

With doors opening and wing mirrors fluttering, speaking off the wings have just sunk into the metal never to be seen again but that didn't both the horse who was itching for a drive. Being loaded with the said parcels needed for the destinations by some skeptical people who thing that making her a self-driving van was a bit of a questionable idea she instantly closed the shutter and took off like a cartoon, just ready to hum a tune and deliver as much as possible!

The End. I do wonder what you'll do if you met this Mail van...would you wanna ride with her? or Drive her to safely guide her around or let her do all the driving and get to know her? Who knows?