Dr. Mario by CrispyToastYT on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game
I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives
Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down!

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills!
They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!