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DEADPOOL: "Hello party people! It's Deadpool here bringin' you a tale from yesteryear, with special guest: Thanos!"

THANOS: "Yes. Hello."

DEADPOOL: "Thanos and Me, we go way back...And it's all based on the fact that we share a love of two things: Chimichangas and Death."

THANOS: "I've never had a...What was it? Chim-Chim?"

DEADPOOL: "And by "Death," I don't mean killing people, I mean the literal physical personification of Death. Surprisingly hot for girl who looks like a skeleton. Me and Death hit it off nicely...And just as things were getting serious, Tall, Purple, and Nasty over here had to come in and blow it all up."

THANOS: "Death is MY One True Love! I am her ONLY equal! I gave her have a universe and she still did not return my affection!"

DEADPOOL: "Out of jealousy, he cursed me so that i can never die...which is pretty useful for my career as a hired killer, but a real sandbag when you wanna get down with your Skeleton Honey that lives beyond this mortal coil. That brings us to this story ... Set just before my big MARVEL NOW! relaunch in 2013..."