Morrigan's Flat Acting by DepthDropper on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

"Now pose for the camera Morrigan! We need you looking your absolute best for this next scene!"

"Oh please, when am I not looking my best? Just make sure you get my good side. Oh wait, I only have good sides!" Morrigan teased as struck her sexy pose for the camera.

Morrigan was recruited to star in a movie by some director she had never heard of before. She wasn't too sure, but he wore a pin with the letters "DD" on it. However, Morrigan saw this as an opportunity to show off her glamorous body and unparalleled beauty to the world. Men everywhere would be stunned by the sight of her, and playing with and teasing them would be easier than ever. She just had to take this opportunity! So she happily acted as the director instructed. Everything so far was incredibly easy. Stand here, pose like this, say this, say that, and just look good on camera, something Morrigan knew she was capable of doing naturally.

She was now posing for a scene in a moonlit grassy field, lying on the ground in a sultry fashion. She wasn't sure where this scene was going exactly, but it didn't matter to her. As long as she was showing off her good looks to the world, it felt right.

"Okay, everyone ready to shoot the next scene? Aaaaannnnd acti-" the director said before getting interrupted by a staff member.

"Uhh sir, bad news. It looks like the prop department forgot to make that fake boulder for the set," the worker said apologetically.

"What? Ugh, well it's no big deal. Forget the fake boulder, we'll just use real ones instead," the director ordered.

"Yes sir!" the worker said before running off.

"Alright, let's begin the boulder scene!" the director shouted.

"W-wait! Boulder scene!?" Morrigan said in shock.

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's completely safe!" one of the staff members whispered from the sides.

"It had better be! I've had terrible experiences with boulders in the past!" Morrigan said with an uneasy tone.

"Just relax, it's just acting!" the worker said shortly before running away from the set.

"He'd better be right..." Morrigan grumbled to herself.

"Aaaannnnnnd... action!"

Morrigan lied in the grass as the stage lights lowered onto her, her body glistening in the night. Her pose showed off all of her curvy body as she gave a seductive stare into the camera. Then all of a sudden, the boulder came rolling onto the set. In rolled menacingly up to the succubus lying on the grass, rumbling and shaking the ground as it moved before...

*SQUUUUIIIIISH*
"Gah!"

The boulder easily squashed the green haired woman flat. It rolled over her like nothing was even there, smushing and splattering her body as it passed over her into a paper thin layer on the ground. Morrigan's legs were flattened into long thin strips of purple tape, bent in opposite directions, and her arms were pointed downwards, flattened in a rather humiliating position. Her entire head was smushed into a pancake, and her hair frayed out in different directions. Her entire torso had been pounded into paste, with her breasts squashing and spreading outwards to the size of dinner plates. The whole situation was incredibly embarrassing for Morrigan, and she couldn't stand being flattened again, especially on camera.

"Gaaahhhh, cut cut! Someone peel her up and get that boulder back! This scene needs work!" the director shouted.

The worker ran out to where Morrigan was flattened, looking down at her in her flattened state.

"Ew," he uttered.

"Owwwwwww... I-I thought you said it was completely safe!" Morrigan groaned.

"It was! I'm totally fine! You however, yeesh. You look awful!" the worker chuckled.

"H-how dare you! I am royalty! I demand you fix my body this instant! I can't seduce men around the world like this!" Morrigan demanded.

"Yeah yeah," the worker shrugged as he peeled the paper Morrigan off of the ground. He held her up, flopping her around.

"H-hey! Cut that out!" Morrigan screamed.

"Alright, grab the air pump, fix the girl, and let's shoot this scene right this time people!" the director shouted.

The worker brought Morrigan over to an air pump at the side of the studio. He stuck the hose into Morrigan's mouth and turned it on. Slowly, air started filling her body, inflating her until she regained her normal shape. Once back to normal, he turned off the pump and removed the hose from her mouth. Morrigan wore a sharp glare across her face.

"Hey, don't look at me! I'm just what I'm told to!" the worker said defensively.

"Come on people, let's move! We're burning moonlight here!" the director bellowed.

A vein bulged on the side of Morrigan's head as she gritted her teeth before angrily storming back towards the set. Taking a moment to breathe, she cleared her head from the humiliation that just happened and prepared for the second take. After all, that flattening had to be some freak accident, right? Morrigan lied back down and posed for the camera once more.

"Take two, action!"

The cameras began rolling, and Morrigan glanced down to notice a large shadow enveloping her, and steadily getting larger. She gulped before looking up nervously. Her eyes bulged and she screamed as she saw the same boulder falling towards her from above.

"Aaaaaahhhhhhh!"
*SPLAT*
"Bleh!"

Within seconds, the boulder crashed down upon her, squashing her underneath.

"And cut! Now THAT'S a boulder scene people!" the director said triumphantly.

The staff worker walked up to the boulder and rolled it aside. Morrigan was plastered to it, her limbs and hair splayed out in every direction. Her body was a splattered mess, squashed and spread all over the side of the boulder, and her face had a complete look of shock on it.

"Clean her off of there! No lollygagging, we need to get her ready for the next part of the movie: the steamroller scene!" the director announced.

"S-steamroller scene!?" Morrigan worried.

"Don't worry Morrigan, I'm sure this scene will be much better than the last! Much, much better!" the worker giggled as he rolled the boulder to the next set with Morrigan still painted onto it.

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So if any of you remembered when I started working with MMD, I made a whole lot of little "featurettes" as I call them for every character I was introducing. Basically, it's a before/after shot of a certain character being flattened with a little story to boot. I hadn't really done this with some of the older characters before MMD, so I'm starting a new project where I go back and make one for each of them. Morrigan of course, is our first one

Also, props to anyone who can catch the old cartoon reference I stuck in the story of this one, regarding the boulder.