My New Philosophy by LivingOnLaughs on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Made this with the school computer during lunch hour. That's my new philosophy (First time doing so 2; second one is my newest drawing of Claudia Grandin)

Sally: Oh yeah, that's what you think! Schroeder: What? Sally: That's my new philosophy. "Oh yeah, that's what you think". Schroeder: Well, why are you telling me? Sally: What? Schroeder: Why are you telling me? Sally: "Why are you telling me?" I like it. That's a good philosophy. "Why are you telling me? Why are you telling me?" "Why are you telling me", my new philosophy.
The teacher gave a D on last week's homework.
She said "Miss Sally Brown, your grades are going down."
I could have told her......
Schroeder: Your new philosophy?
Sally: My new philosophy.
"Miss B?"
"I'm she."
"Look see."
"A 'D'?"
"A 'D'."
"Well, why are you telling me?"
And that's my new philosophy!
Schroeder: That's your new philosophy?
Sally: "Why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy.
Schroeder: That's great Sally, but I have go practice Chopin's Nocturne in B-flat minor. Sally: NO! I like it. "No!" That's a good philosophy. "No! No! No!" Schroeder: That's your new philosophy, huh? Sally: Yes......... I mean, no! Just like a busy bee.
Each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving,
When life's a dizzy maze.
On alterating days.
I choose a different phrase.
Schroeder: Your new philosophy?
Sally: My new philosophy.
Schroeder: Sally! Some philosophies are simple, "Man does not live by bread alone".
Some philosophies are clear.
Sally: "Leave your message at the sound of the tone".
Both: But some philosophies pick and choose deciding what goes in it.
Schroeder: Some take a lifetime.
Sally: Mine take a minute.
Schroeder: But Sally, anything that takes a minute can't be very lasting. For instance, Beethoven took two years to complete his brilliant ninth symphony. Sally: NO! Schroeder: I can't stand it! Sally: "I can't stand it?" I like it! It's like a gaurentee.
My new philosophy,
And things are sure to be, a whole lot brighter.
"Oh yeah, that's what you think!"
"Why are you telling me?!"
"No!"
"I can't stand it!"
Now life is free and easy!
Much more philosophy-zy, with my brand new.........
You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it was the last day of our life. Lucy: Aah! This is the last day! This is it! I only have 24 hours left! Help me! Help me! This is the last day! Aaaaaahhhh!! Sally: Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people. And that's my new philosophy!

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