Gaz the Spaz 03 by Dibsthe1 on DeviantArt (original) (raw)

Gaz gets so mad, so often and over such idiotic trivia that she's the spastic idiot in this family.

Hot Pizza

Okay. So it's the next day and Bloaty's is open again. Gazzee believes she intimidated it into opening. ( Let's not tell her otherwise; this way it's more fun to watch her.)

Gazzee was somehow able to set her precious beep box aside long enough to actually order a pizza.

She got it delivered extra fast by threatening the pizza delivery boy with a fate worse than death itself, nightmare worlds or some such hysterical bullshit ranting.

She grabs the pizza, takes it to the kitchen and opens the box. At this point she's certain she hears Dib at the front door so she grabs the biggest piece before HE can grab it first like he "ALWAYS" does and pushes the entire thing into her mouth.

And the piece of pizza flies across the kitchen when Gazzee SCREAMS! NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRR! The pizza is still as hot as the oven it was cooked in!

Gazzee couldn't wait even half a minute for it to cool off because she wanted a hot pizza all to herself... and a hot pizza all to herself is exactly what she got!

Scream some more, Gazzee. You might frighten the pizza into cooling off faster Just For You.